to need a drink and feel like picking a fight with anyone?

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I am like Mr Grumpy on speed today so if someone on here would like a fight it may save my poor dd's be grumped at for no reason.

you think you have problems

i have piles

and.......

nits

haven't had nits for over 7 years.

and my card was declined at the petrol station.

don't mention wedgies, ooog my piles are sore.

Nits AND Piles - that's rough.

ewwwww custy piles and nits, ewwwwwwwww nits, ewwwwwwwwww. did I menti9on ewwwwwwwww at the nits, sympathy at the piles though.

Thanks for the vote of sympathy Elmo re: MIL - I once took a bath at 8.30pm on Christmas day just for some kind of distraction from the mind numbing tedium and silence.

I call it The House of a Thousand Sighs.

Dita - go for the wine I NEED you to go for the wine I shall be going for the wine at 5.33pm precisely

cool managed to makle dd1 take her tamtrum out into the garden. and psycho neighbour is sitting out, double b onus.

TMI custy

I once got told that PMT doesn't exist, this is my personality and I am a bitch.

I should have decked that bastard

god yes, deserved a serious punch in somewhere or other ( I really am not that good at hard talk).
House of a thousand sighs I love it.

Bath on christmas day , you lightweight couldn't Handel the excitement eh ?
custy sorry the "boak" was for the nits .

germaloid cream anyone?

I'd rather have wine

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Nit Shampoo and Germaloids - bet you smell dreamy.

dh can't keep his hands off me, he thinks the'oooooh' pose i strike whilst trying to sit down smoothly, particularly sexy

Seriously you have to experience this house to believe it - I also never knew that Aunt Bessie had such a wide range of products - when you see ALL of them on the dining table at once it is quite overwhelming.

Also while I think about who has the recipe for REALLY watery gravy and where can I buy the wine that strips paint?

Is it 5.33pm yet?

Pedro, can't you take your own wine (and make sure it gets served in preference to MILS)? Your MILs sounds like my idea of hell!

Somuchtobits - DP and I were as cunning as foxes and hugged ourselves at that idea - we turned up triumphant with three really, really, really scrummy bottles of plonk.

The old witch thanked us and put them in the back of the cupboard with the other really, really, really scrummy bottles of plonk she had been given over the years and then served up the crap she had bought!!

I got a little bit 'tired and emotional' that afternoon and ripped DP's fecking head off in the car on the way home.

Not really - he is a total sweetheart but he acknowledged my 'displeasure'

Dita - how many glasses have you had?

Gah! That's no good then pedro. Is there some way you could bring it, open it as soon as you enter the house and plonk it down on the table. Surely she wouldn't be able to refuse to serve it after you had opened it?

your #MIL drinks the good stuff when she's on her own you know.
custy can picture the exact face and pose which is a bit too scary for me.
I am now opening it, had a coffee, going to send dd's to bed in 5 mins they are proper doing my nut in.

I am far too busy comtemplating how she remains on this earth unkilled

I shall do that this Saturday!

Sorry Dita - there was a thread hijack there but I am going home now

oh my god this is the nicest wine ever (don't mean to rub salt in it pedro.

pedro, take a bottle opener and whip the cork out before you hand it to her. Or mutter something about it leaking and needing to drink it NOW!

I could go for a beer right now.

oh I sure could use a drink! is that awful?

pedro - Have you see that film GHOST ? i would be like whoopy goldberg handing that wine over to your MIL Have a bottle of wine to yourself before you leave your house then hopefully you might sleep through the visit to the in laws .