to need a drink and feel like picking a fight with anyone?

[ditavionteased]

I am like Mr Grumpy on speed today so if someone on here would like a fight it may save my poor dd's be grumped at for no reason.

I have also had a week where I've felt stressed. But think I will just sit in the corner with Wilbury and a large drink (too much of a coward for fighting). I blame the volcano.

yes, don't know what happened, only use it for spuds and kids milk though, kids will just have to have cold milk like normal people.
just boiled kettle and can't decide between cuppa and wine (bottle is leakiong from where dd2 pulled the wine rack on her head and broke my fruit bowl this morning) acxtually starting to see why I am feeling a bit grumpy.

tv sets are a sign of less intelligence. you have nothing better to do than gather round the goggle box. than arrange your furniture around it and have it pride of place in your home.

fight me

Have the WINE!!!!

Who needs fruit bowls. Hope the wine rack is OK though

Charges in with her fists flailing

Am starting to cheer up a bit now, as ds is taking mugshots of his Playmobil robbers! We have already made a "Wanted" poster for Big Teddy this week....

well we could gather round the microwave, it looked quite cool when it was on fire.
So you saying you have cool and interesting things to talk about all the time, are you, eh?

Custardo, my TV is so f*ing enormous there is no room for furniture. It's a monster.

What do you mean I can't smack??? Come ere and say that!

Wine for sure , why are you even questioning it ?

I think mine may be open very soon . I have got 3 children running amok and one of them isn't even mine . I wish she would bloody go home tbh .

I don't envy you pedro!

IM hot, im busy ive got a zillion and one things today and my mates have invited themselves to mine for a few drinks before we go out. I have had a blocked ear for a few weeks now which is making me not want to chat to people (most unlike me) and my sinuses bloody hurt. To top it off the kids want the moon on a stick- NOW!!

smtb, take his example from you does he? (actually that is really cute)

to do I also cant type coherently- today just rocks

Lol dita he watches too many police programmes on tv - Traffic Cops etc!

We could always start with hair pulling and wedgies, my MIL hates it when I do that

I've burnt the chips and DS1 has just stunk the toilet out. I'll have my wine in a bucket please.

and the house smells like a combination of fire (Nice) and fake pinapple because friends toddler got hold of dd's lip gloss earlier and covered herself in it. smells rank and doors and windows been open all day.

pedrothellaama - you have my vote for sympathy , >

Sorry MrsY, would love to deck you one, but I am now going to revert to my usual calm and placid self as have to attend to my parenting duties. Apparently the rabbit now has to have a birthday party [hmmm].

Don't maim each other too severely! x

Can my mega hormones join this thread please.

F*king Sky cold callers. Fking double glazing tw@t waking DS up. Fking PMT. Fking SPD is killing me. F*cking DD got into a fight at school today. FFS!!!!!

I want a very large vody and tonic. I'm off to the pub.

Now.

Aha! The robbers are now all being lined up for an identity parade!

I'm good at giving wedgies - skid mark every time!