to print t shirts for my DD2 with these slogans

[JackBauer]

Yes my hair is natural, just don't fucking touch it.

No, mummy didn't dye or perm my hair. I'm 2 and she isn't insane.

If you fluff my hair and I hit you, don't expect sympathy.

I bite. Now fuck off.

(Pics on profile to explain. This has been going on since she was born. Some ditzy bint 'fluffed' her hair earlier in Tesco, without checking with me, without asking her, just grabbed at her, and DD2 smacked her hand away. She then got uppity with me 'having a violent child')

So AIBU?

She looks fab... I'd love to see her with it all conditioned, serum-ed and ringletty
The only thing about my DD2 that people comment on is the fact she is a mini female carbon copy of DH.

I love the black Ikea fabric handbag btw... I covered my kitchen chairs with the same fabric!