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DonkeyDerby is frustrated about a thread and has started a thread about it. Post here about neither of those threads.

83 replies

Heracles · 22/03/2010 23:18

Don't. Just don't, OK?

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LadyBiscuit · 23/03/2010 13:26

I don't really like biscuits. I can however eat a family sized bag of M&S crisps within about 10 mins.

thumbwitch · 23/03/2010 13:27

crumpette - I don't know - can you inhale a danish pastry the size of a teaplate in 10 seconds or less? If so, then YES! It is YOU!

crumpette · 23/03/2010 13:34
crumpette · 23/03/2010 13:35
thumbwitch · 23/03/2010 13:38
Grin
Antioxidant · 23/03/2010 13:40

Danish Pastries are not biscuits.

Antioxidant · 23/03/2010 13:41

Custard creams and bourbons are biscuits.

thumbwitch · 23/03/2010 13:44

antioxidant, this is not a competitive biscuiting thread you know! In fact, it isn't a biscuit thread at all - it's about the moon, apparently.

Antioxidant · 23/03/2010 13:46

I have spent many years being left out of every single biscuit conversation I have not had. Do not deny me my biscosity.

LadyBiscuit · 23/03/2010 13:51

Can I stand with you in the Danish Pastry corner antioxidant? I am 45 and not fat

And also - while we're on the subject - can anyone tell me why they are called Danish Pastries in the UK? They aren't from Denmark are they? This is something that has always confused me ...

Antioxidant · 23/03/2010 13:55

No, you can't stand with me. The hatred towards the two of us would be more than doubled. I will pretend to hate you and claim I have tapeworm. You are on your own. I will pretend to eat a biscuit and secretly put it in my pocket. And wear horizontal stripes.

thumbwitch · 23/03/2010 14:02

at biscosity.

Reading back, I have just deciphered your previous post on "hvo" and worked out that you were saying hydrogenated vegetable oil - yes, it is almost certainly a factor, as it can produce fatty acids that are alien to our digestive systems so they get treated differently from natural unsaturated fatty acids. They can cause general buggeration of the fatty acid cycling in the bod too and apparently affect sugar disposal, but I can't remember the exact science just now as it is both late at night where I am and a mozzie has just entered my sphere of existence.

crumpette · 23/03/2010 14:06

MSG makes you enormous

Dogandbone · 23/03/2010 14:11

MSG gave me migraines. There is absolutely nothing worse than a migraine, and anyone who says otherwise has only had a headache. Mine included photosensitivity. As soon as I made the connection I gave up msg and haven't had one since. I haven't had one for 12 years now.

EggyAllenPoe · 23/03/2010 14:13

sheepish re own age/weight situation<

Danish pastries, similar to french ones, are pastries but not Danish.

Defintely not biscuits though, or indeed bread or cake.

where do Tunnocks tea cakes sit?

thumbwitch · 23/03/2010 14:15

D&B - someone I know gets migraines from aspartame. The irony was that her migraine tablets also contained aspartame. Luckily she had an understanding GP and they changed her medication to one without aspartame - but by then she didn't need it anywhere near as much because she had cut out aspartame and got next to no migraines.

Geocentric · 23/03/2010 14:16

Just to confuse LadyBiscuit further, in Denmark a Danish pastry is called "Vienna Bread"...

LadyBiscuit · 23/03/2010 14:19

Geocentric - yes, that is what they are called in French too - Viennoiseries. Trust the British to pick some other random country/city

Right I am going to stand in my own corner then and scoff Cinnamon Whirls

Dogandbone · 23/03/2010 14:21

Thumbwitch; I know someone who had the most awful (lie in dark room, no noise, crying at strangers) migraines and tried everything (from most expensive to most wacky) in desperation. One of her doctors gave her a drug that she could inject into her own thigh. I remember her telling us about this wonder drug (I don't know what the drug was, only that it had to be injected into the thigh) and how fabulous it was. Problem was, she ended up being addicted to this prescription drug and had to then spend a week in the Priory coming off it.

She is back on the migraines. I think it may have been something related to opium, because her son used to tell people his mother was a heroin addict.

thumbwitch · 23/03/2010 14:23

morphine, then? God, poor woman - that is extreme if that's the case.

crumpette · 23/03/2010 14:24

the priory is a great place

as is cinnabon, bestest cinnamon whirls in the universe

and the moon, that's a pretty great place too

Geocentric · 23/03/2010 14:27

Moon's made of cheese, though, not cinnamon...

Dogandbone · 23/03/2010 14:27

Ben and Jerry's ice-cream after dressed crab with granary bread and unsalted butter eaten in the Priory. Is better than either heroin or biscuits.

LadyBiscuit · 23/03/2010 14:31

Have you been to the moon crumpette?

Dogandbone · 23/03/2010 14:31

Looking back, I think she was given heroin. Money was no object. At least she knew it was pure. (We laugh about it now, btw). No harm done.