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AIBU?

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Original poster

aibu to think i am a bit of an oddity on here

130 replies

2shoes · 13/03/2010 12:07

I have never been to starbucks
I love asda peanut butter
I am 100% sure dh won't cheat on me
and I have never been to netmums or bounty

well......

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tethersend · 13/03/2010 23:45

Tsk.

Is it me or has the quality of troll gone down on MN recently?

Do you think there is a troll version of moldies somewhere?

Trolldies?

DavidHappyDad · 13/03/2010 23:45

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Original poster
2shoes · 13/03/2010 23:46

and you are here because??????????
oh I think we know the anser

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Original poster
2shoes · 13/03/2010 23:47

BelleDeChocolateFluffyBun... my washing machine says hello to me

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tethersend · 13/03/2010 23:47

'parents'?

'are' 'we' 'putting' 'everything' 'in' 'inverted' 'commas' 'now'?

I missed the memo.

AnyFucker · 13/03/2010 23:48

am completely zen-like

gibbberish · 13/03/2010 23:48

This is a very dull troll indeed. I say we shoot it.

JeremyVile · 13/03/2010 23:48

Oh god, I'm so embarassed for you David.
Not only have you too much time on your hands but you've made a right twat of yourself.
Lucky for you its only the internet...but you must be cringing at how pathetic this is?
Dear oh dear...

Original poster
2shoes · 13/03/2010 23:49

oh bless he did try.
but not up there with the hamster in the stew

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bubbles4 · 13/03/2010 23:49

Sad life you lead,is this how you spend every Saturday.

BelleDeChocolateFluffyBunny · 13/03/2010 23:49

wow! A talking washing machine!! I'm thinking of changing mine to a washer dryer so I can have a dishwasher in the dryer space.

Original poster
2shoes · 13/03/2010 23:50

it doesn't speak lol, it just says hello on the little panel.
(night all, have fun)

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ouryve · 13/03/2010 23:50

Why are you here, if you think so little of the place, DavidHappyDad? Your latest bit of squeeze washing her hair?

BelleDeChocolateFluffyBunny · 13/03/2010 23:51

Night 2shoes.

mm22bys · 14/03/2010 01:08

I have been to Starbucks, but don't go anymore because there are none where I live.
I like peanut butter but don't eat it because it is full of fat.
I am 100% sure H won't cheat on me
I have been to netmums but not Bounty

Pretty average I guess.

gtamom · 14/03/2010 05:53

I have never been to starbucks
I love asda Kraft peanut butter
I am 100% sure dh won't cheat on me
and I have never been to netmums or bounty

tortoiseonthehalfshell · 14/03/2010 07:54

I've never been to Starbucks - well, I have, but not to buy anything. I can't help my friends.
Peanut butter is horrible
I am only 95% sure, but I'm 100% sure I wouldn't sleep with David.
Never been to Netmums or Bounty
Never been to, let alone bought, Boden
Have no idea what a fruit shoot is. Or why a Greggs sausage roll is any different from a generic one.

Buddleja · 14/03/2010 08:05

I have been to Starbuck a few times
I eat whatever peanut butter is on offer now and again
I don't care about DH at this moment in time
I don't know what Netmums or Bounty is
I have never brought from boden I think it is overpriced
There is no Greggs in the country I live in

LeQueen · 14/03/2010 12:41

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Message withdrawn at poster's request.

cariboo · 14/03/2010 13:53

I go to Starbucks occasionally because they do the only decent cheesecake in Switzerland & agree with Unquiet that there coffee is so weak and tasteless (and over-priced) as to be deemed dishwater

I'm allergic (as in cardiac arrest within 10mins) to peanut butter so don't even know what it tastes like

Am 99.9% sure dh would NOT cheat on me and 99.8% sure I wouldn't cheat on dh

Visited netmums once out of curiousity

Adore dark & milk choc bounty

Boden looks far better on dd (and the skinny 20something models than are in the catalogues - how unreal can you get?) than on me and anyway, super expensive to have it shipped over here

Never heard of Greggs

Am very curious what a certain someone said to have so upset 2shoes Must have been baaaaad. Tsk!

cariboo · 14/03/2010 14:04

btw, am very weird and a total oddity anywhere, although am getting better at hiding it when necessary. Ask any of my family, friends... always have "marched to the beat of a different drum", as my mum so tactfully puts it, and always will. Not proud, just resigned to the fact.

thesteelfairy2 · 14/03/2010 15:43

I have never been to Starbucks.
I love Skippy Peanut butter it takes peanut butter to a whole new level.
Any Man will cheat on you given the perfect opportunity and they were sure they wouldn't get caught.
I have never been to Bounty but have tried NetMums, it is dull as dishwater though, or used to be when I went.

thesteelfairy2 · 14/03/2010 15:46

The Starbucks thing is especially weird when you consider that I live in London and they are everywhere. Mind you I have never drunk a cup of coffee in my life so thats probably why. Or tea for that mater.

Francagoestohollywood · 14/03/2010 15:50

I've never been to Starbucks (I'm Italian, it'd be outrageous)
I'm not keen on peanut butter
I hope dh won't cheat on me
I've never been to netmums or bounty

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2shoes · 14/03/2010 17:31

thesteelfairy2 never...
ever ever?

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