I've just been to the coast for the day to visit a friend
It is essential to have fish and chips at the seaside so we went to the only place that was open and I couldn't believe it.
Battered tiger prawn, swordfish, etc
fecking minted petit pois
and not a butty or bottle of ketchup in sight.
We paid £2.60 eah for a tiny portion of (admittedly lovely) chips and huffed off.
Leave chip shops alone - they don't need poncery