So there I am today heading off to Tesco to pick up my copy of bumsex weekly, got the kids in the car as we are off on holiday tomorrow (not waiting for the school holidays as the cost is far too much) anyhow kids are making a racket in the back despite them having a lovely lunch of greggs sausage rolls, harribo and a fruit shoot, I tell um if they dont shut up then I wont let them watch Eastenders tonight, so I want to get in and out quick so I look for a P&T space only to find they are all taken by a frigging daily mail delivery van!
Now much as I love reading the mail, that Jane Moore is a lovely woman don't ya think, well much as I love reading it I was so cross that the van nicked all the good spaces so I had to go an park in a disabled bay, only to have some wheelchair user shout at me, the nerve of her, now I have some very nice disabled friends, one of them is black, but I was only going to be a minuet so I said look love I just need me copy of bumsex weekly to read on Holiday, going tomorrow as the cost in the holidays is too much, but I just got a cats bum face in return, so I had to park at least 20 feet away, still the kids were ok in the car I left the pitball to watch um.
AIBU to think this was not my day?