I was so very very cross

[Bridgedwellingstrumpet]

So there I am today heading off to Tesco to pick up my copy of bumsex weekly, got the kids in the car as we are off on holiday tomorrow (not waiting for the school holidays as the cost is far too much) anyhow kids are making a racket in the back despite them having a lovely lunch of greggs sausage rolls, harribo and a fruit shoot, I tell um if they dont shut up then I wont let them watch Eastenders tonight, so I want to get in and out quick so I look for a P&T space only to find they are all taken by a frigging daily mail delivery van!

Now much as I love reading the mail, that Jane Moore is a lovely woman don't ya think, well much as I love reading it I was so cross that the van nicked all the good spaces so I had to go an park in a disabled bay, only to have some wheelchair user shout at me, the nerve of her, now I have some very nice disabled friends, one of them is black, but I was only going to be a minuet so I said look love I just need me copy of bumsex weekly to read on Holiday, going tomorrow as the cost in the holidays is too much, but I just got a cats bum face in return, so I had to park at least 20 feet away, still the kids were ok in the car I left the pitball to watch um.

AIBU to think this was not my day?

I just re-read your post OP'cross'?...'pissed'..'bovvered'...'narked'...but 'cross'...are you sure love?..doubts her cred

The baby's six weeks?

Got her on QUavers yet? SO sweet the way they suck on them, innit?

PMSL bridge

I was filling up sprog1's formula bottle from the hot tap in the train station bogs when this woman comes in & looks at me all wierd like. Must have been the juicey tracksuit. Swear she's lurking on here somewhere....

Bumsex weekly? Don't you get it delivered fortnightly like I do?

Riven, do be wasting vodka on the kids. tut tut

That should be don't. Too much meeself! hic

You should never give kids vodka, it's far too expensive. White lightning cider is OK, it shuts the bastards up and also contributes to their 5 a day because of the apples.

Has anyone got a link to Bumsex weekly?

mumcentre got you......

dahling, i was so terribly cross!

I feel I should make it clear that while I get Bumsex weekly every two weeks DH gets it the others.

Does he get it at the newsagents? You should encourage him to recycle, so that not only does he take bumsex weekly, he also gives it back.

Morning, well I have me laptop packed and me copy of bumsex weekly.
Got to the airport, aint paying for parking going to park over someones drive in a side road then get a bus, its ok though cuz we borrowed a tax disc off me mums boyfriend so we wont get towed.

Looking forward to the dutyfree.

I aint going throu that body scanner thing either,i aint having some bloke looking at my smalls.

Spain here we come, hope we find a English bar cauz I aint eating that Spanish muck.

Bridge
Hope you made sure your seat on the plane's not anywhere near the kids. Snotty stewardess insisted I keep them with me on the flight to Benidorm last year. I didn't get a minute's peace the whole journey.

ooh, ave you given em the extra dose of calpol to knock'em out? S'well necessary, that, else they'll be bovvering you the 'ole time onner plane, innit.

It's bad enough that you have to take them with you. I was thinking of leaving mine at home this year with a fridge full of pizzas, coke, micro wave chips and crisps. My eldest is 8 so she can reach the microwave if she stands on a chair.

flaming heck what a flight, I ended us sitting with DD1 shakeira, Tyrone kicked the seat in front of him the whole way there.

Coach to the hotel was no better had to sit with 2 of my 9 brats kids, not a moments peace to read bumsex weekly, still at least you can smoke on the coach and I wag gagging after the plane, I got through 20 in an hour

I get Bumsex Weekly from the postman. Some weeks he takes ages to come though, so maybe I should try getting my Bumsex Weekly from Tesco. Sounds like you were in and out pretty quickly, although not sure I could cope with the irritation.

Gagamama

I want to take my 14 kids to spain for the summer cos i reckon they get a better education by traveling than going to that school where that fucking twat of a teecher keeps moaning about them does anybody no how i can get my social when im there? Also how much is white lightning in spane?

redbindippers dont ya know school is a load of bollocks , my kids get a better education on the streets , street smart they are , [blows huge chewing gum bubble ..... & pops it]

You let your little one eat grapes? That is bloody shocking. Break open the buscuits - just make sure they finish the whole pack before they get to the till, cos otherwise some stupid cow's gonna make you pay for them - and they're thick shop workers, innit. What makes them think they can tell you what to do.

How's the holiday going Bridge? Hope you've managed to offload the brats onto some other parents chilling out beside the pool with their own kids. If you keep your head down, they'll probably have no choice but to feed them as well. Worked for me in Benidorm.