To want to leave the kids with their baby alarm whilst I nip out?

[ColeenR]

My boyfriends out this weekend with his mates like and I'm stuck at home with the kids. A few of my mates are gonna be in the Rose and Crown, just across the road from here. I was gonna go and join them like, but obviously take the baby alarm so I could keep an eye out like. But my mam says this is well dodgy. I don't reckon is it cause I can even see our house from the pub.

What does you lot reckon?

custard and crack? Do me a favour! Is that what you mc mums like is it? A sniff of Birds Eye before you get started?

Ahm fed up with this lark anyhows, me mam wuz right, you lot are wussies. Bleating on about mums rights when all you do is sit at home all day on t'pc. Ahm a gonna pour meself a large one before picking the brats up from their da's. I ne'er know which is their father like so they all have to have 'em for a bit each day like, I cannot stand having them on me own like, right little buggers they are.

Custard and crack?

Anyway,don't go, you're not really seeing us at our best you ned to come back early evening, when the children are sitting eating sweets and watching hours of tv. more people on for a chat then

But RHUB....I mean COLLEEN, we need you on here. Please don't go...

This one could run on and on and on---

no, she's CRUMBLEing

Ugh! How common! I would contribute but the OP sounds like she's from Oldham.

Rhubarb are you really Coleen? If you are
gizza annuver silly thread!

Are you from S/S? Tyne and Wear? Just the logistics and accent seem to be familiar.

i thought you meant social esrvices!!
what's wrong with S/S?

Nowt, but there's a Rose and Crown with a row of houses opposite. Hilirious if it was actually true!