to think would rather disembowel self than go to Tesco?

[MiffyWhinge]

but have NO loo paper

If you disembowel then you won't need loo paper

Haven't you got a corner shop?!

Kitchen roll is our emergency toilet roll

me too - and I always have boxes of tissues in the house for snotty noses and similar predicaments

is just that have to drive past a Tesco about an hour ago in a minute

is good point about not needing any if I go ahead with disembowelment plan

a 2 minute trip into a "T" word isn't going to kill you.

argh

TIRED though

Wet wipes + internet shopping

I wouldn't go into a big Tesco just for one thing. Too much hassle parking and queuing. A Tesco Local would be fine. I love my corner shop!

cut up squares of newspaper

tesco is the devil's work

No- don't go in!! Internet shopping is the only way to brave it. For emergencies use a smaller shop- it will take you 45 minutes of trolley rage to even get to the loo-roll anyway, and then you have to run the Gauntlet of Temptation- maybe you do actually need that fabric conditioner. And 6 tins of beans. And oh look- there's that book you were going to read!! Resist! (well, you'll have to anyway, because one of your children will be suddenly bursting for the loo, which will involve a 20 minute quest for the nearest toilets)

Stay home. Use wipes/ tissues/ OK magazine. Bear in mind that disembowelling can be very messy, and you will have nothing with which to clean it up....

nevermind giving yourself paper cuts from newspaper, just use water.

Step away from prunes and pineapples. Become constipated. That will teach Tesco for being so graspy.

What's wrong with tesco?

I was going to ask that heQet... ours is rather nice...

The ASDA a few miles away is a different matter however..

YANBU at all...but then again your name might suggest that more than toilet roll is needed.

I have a personal grudge against Tesco. Bring back Willie Lows!

How weird

Yes, what IS wrong with Tesco? I much prefer it to ASDA which is full of toothless, cider swilling,coupon using fat idiots from the sink estate up the road who think prams are just for transporting dirt and grubby blankets.

And lets not get into the LIDL/ALDI/FARMFOODS triumvirate of evil. No it's Tesco all the way for me..safe..clean..affordable and most importantly it's not on a bus route so its a totally mong free shopping experience.

SORRY THAT SHOULD SAY MONGO!!

wtf is wrong with Tesco? Boycotting Sainsbury's on the basis that it's saving me £25 a week to go to Tescosity

oh god... you used the M word. Prepared to be shunned.

mongo? as in 'mongoloid'?
Would that be downs syndrome?
Or the racial group common in peoples indigenous to central and eastern Asia?
or the largest ethnic group in the Democratic Republic of the Congo?

ILIVEONBENEFITS is a rather unimaginative troll. Don't bother reacting to it.

sorry, for Tesco see also: the world out there

not that I like any big supermarket, was just the thought of getting up and going out and being in contact with people

"mongo? as in 'mongoloid'?
Would that be downs syndrome?
Or the racial group common in peoples indigenous to central and eastern Asia?
or the largest ethnic group in the Democratic Republic of the Congo?"

or maybe even mongo as in the knuckle dragging mouth breather as depicted in blazing saddles? but please do keep looking for a reason to take the moral high ground and judge