My DM will not stop going on about the fact that I have two boiled eggs, rather than one, for lunch. This may seem trivial (and it is ), but she is a total food obsessive and has fixated on my 2 egg-ness in order to illustrate my apparent over-eating (as far as she is concerned!).
She has even apparently done a poll of her friends (I kid you not) to find out if they eat one or two, and apparently they have all agreed that I am greedy!
Am I? I really didn't think I was but maybe I am? Surely 2 pieces of bread is normal for lunch, and you then need two eggs! In the light of all this overwhelming evidence (my DM's highly scientific poll of pensioners at her sewing group!), please advise if I am indeed BU and piggy!
(BTW DM has two eggs if she has scrambled egg which I think rather spoils her moral highgound IMO ).