To be a little bit in love with Cheryl Cole?

[TheDevilWearsPrimark]

She is just so pretty

If she was my best friend I'd try to snog her when drunk - for sure.

Nooo, CC is far too pretty and skinny, and would make anyone look twice their size next to her!

Kat von Dee, on the other hand...there's someone to have a girl crush on!

janos you need to get botoxed up girl!!

Was it "fucking jigaboo" she said? Someone told me it was "bog-wog." Neither exactly covers her in glory.

Racially assaulting someone seems to be a legitimate enough reason for not fancying someone in my book.

Screamineagle - it's not usual to commit a criminal offence or to be so repulsively racist. Most people don't even come close to behaving like that in their lives.

She was not convicted of racial assault. The jury found her not guilty of the racist element as I understand it.

Her conviction is for assault "only". She was pissed, 20, and did something really stupid. Has she made a habit out of it? No.

weak , limp lifeless,-says it all really!

her transformation from big haired crim to gushing popstrel is nauseating.proof you can polish a turd

May I just remind everyone, that as the new self appointed big haired geordie princess of tarts hearts, I have NEVER repeat NEVER racially assaulted or punched a toilet attendant.

And, and I am also nice to puppies, kittens and small children. And I gave some money to charity at least once.

are you planing to marry a poon hound then?or sing in a shite band whilst shaking your size zero fantooty

Have to agree with TDWP in that:

"She is just so pretty

If she was my best friend I'd try to snog her when drunk - for sure"

But I wouldn't dare, she'd break my face probably.

I do however love TDWP's link. Who knew that each member of Girls Aloud could all sing fairly well? I was impressed! Usually you hear them all blended like Bananarama IYKWIM.

And that medley - who was it for? Lots of women my age in the audience loving it and possibly bemused 5-9 year old children

I bet it was a Babyworld / Netmums meet-up. We would never get away with that. The MN X-Factor Tour idea didn't happen (mainly due to worrying that we would be barred for loudly cackling all through it and smuggling mini-wine bottles)

Saints need to suffer scottishmummy.

I will do all of those things you said.

Also, my hair is going to be so big it will have its own agent. And tee-vee show with crying/singing kiddies.

Reet.

Am off to bed. This hair won't grow itself you know.