To be a little bit in love with Cheryl Cole?

[TheDevilWearsPrimark]

She is just so pretty

If she was my best friend I'd try to snog her when drunk - for sure.

YANBU.

I wouldn't - the criminal record puts me off - but each to their own and all that.

YABU
She's fairly pretty, nothing special imo
And that's about all she is isn't it?

I definately would. She's gorgeous, seems genuinely lovley and the accent is very hot.

Agree she's rake thin, but to be fair I'd probably ate much less and excersize much more if I got photographed as often as she does!!

I feel the same about Holly Willoughby, always think how beautiful she is and how well she dressses. Cheryl Cole is too thin and chavvy !

Heh heh heh.

I have Geordie accent and biggish hair. Can I be the new doe eyed, simpering princess of tarts hearts, pur-leaze?

Too thin, now Joan off Mad Men...

YANBU

I fancy her a bit on some girl-crush level, but then am conflicted what with her being a alleged racist nutter who assaults people. It's a tough one.

I am a bit chuffed (bizarrely) as someone thought this weekend that I had had a lesbian affair with an acquaintance of mine who is gawjuss. Strange, but true.

i think i'm definitely alone in thinking she's a bit ruff

I've never punched anyone in a nightclub toilet or been married to a premiership footballer.

Have I bigged myself up enough yet?

well i think you are well fit janos better than cheryl cole

princess cheryl is rough as a dogs head.big haired crim

she called the toilet attendant a 'fucking jigaboo' IIRC

i can't forget that.

funny how a doe eyed millionaire crim gets some of you gushing

maybe you'd fancy Nicholas van Hoogstraten he's a loaded nasty crim too (although less hair or lippy)

Yes I've never forgotten the 'fucking jigaboo' quote either.

Agree she is rough and chavvy. She seems to have been forgiven her racist past due to being pretty. Weird.

She is pretty, no doubt about it. But I bet she's fucking high maintenance.

Who fancies Dannii Minogue?

minogue sisters look vinyl and puckered to me

Right. Step one of plan is complete.

Now where do I get my loads of money from? What else do I need to do? Shall I flick my hair at some footballers?

Dunno scottishmummy. Put him in a wig, give him a bit of plastic surgery...he could be 'well fit'.

Minogue sisters look like a pair of creepy dolls.

monogue sisters lookey airbrushed and shiny