To be pissed off when I contribute to a thread that has gone or subsequently goes, tits up...

[heQet]

And someone comes along and says "you're all bitches" "you're all horrible" "You're all x, y, z"

When actually I have not been a bitch (sometimes neither has anyone / a lot of people but this is about me me me ), I've actually posted something supportive / factual / just in response but not taking the piss or anything, even if I don't agree with OP.

I want them to put "All of you except heqet"

hurumph.

I'm not unreasonable, am I?

tethersend, that's totally uncalled for. can i go hiss at them?

yum. posh food!

Indeed! Now I'm going to go and buy loads of it, as you appear to like it, so that you can then flatly refuse to eat anything other than Somerfield own-brand Kit-e-fud.

My dog is only a threat to inanimate objects - she has killed one of my wellies, several shoes, a pair of slippers, my glasses, a ST she found in my handbag, a roll of greaseproof paper, a pair of dh's wellies (thank god I didn't manage to get him a pair of Hunter wellies for christmas), and innumerable tennis balls, footballs and plant pots. Oh, and one fence - she was trying to eat her way through it to get to the labradoodle next door, who she fancies like mad. The pair of them spent 6 months systematically eating their way through, and dh undid all their hard work in one morning.

All this is supposed to demonstrate how cute and loveable my pup is and how she should be exempt from rounding up and setting afloat. Pleeeeease.....

I am shocked and appalled that you think it is asseptible for a dog to be so cruel to an innocent fence. Typical dog owner, no thought for anything else... tsk tsk

umami, have you been talking to my two real feline mistresses?!

Would it be bad form (or a massive ego trip) to get everyone to start a fight on my behalf?

Hmm. Sorry Staying, but rules is rules. Unless you avenge my dented pride, in which case your dog can rule the world, as was suggested by another poster on the thread. I am a benevolent dictator, after all.

You'll have to wear your Peggy Mitchell wig, and a leopard print coat, and then maybe we can get the 'lads' together and go in 'mob 'anded'.

not at all, tethersend. in fact (as posted on another thread a few days ago), load me up with gin and i'll 'ave anyone who dares as much as look at you funny!

Thank you for the song dedication Umami and the warmth and fuzziness it gave me

Ah. I have a leopard print coat and wear it often. Is that good or bad? I also drink gin.

Have read that back, and it does not look good written down.

Whas' gaain' on?

It's very good Tether, in a Miranda-Richardson-in-Spider kind of a way.
I have been over for a quick recce on the thread in question, and can report that 'nuffink' is in fact 'gaain on'. Gabber has flasted.

I know! Let's all go and pounce of the person who called tethersend names, and be complete bitches and then someone can come along and say "you - all of you - stop being such bitches. Apart from heQet". Which would be all lovely and ironic and conclude the thread very nicely.

Serenity, that would be sublime...

Which thread are people being nasty to you on, Tethersend? I will go over there and duff them up give them my best hard stare.

Ah, not really nasty, Staying... the dog thread. More of a twat-and-run poster I think. I'm not bothered in that icy cool Mumsnettish way. But far be it from me to stop you if you want to annihilate them and call them names

It was me me me that started with the crumpets this morning - offering them to Heqet - please do not ignore that fact!!!

tethers - you have a leopard print coat?

I hate it when people hijack threads to ask questions that relate to other threads, don't you?

I ahve a leopard print coat too

i have a leopard print nursing bra. in pink. does that count?

I do, BDSM. It's a fur one Pat-butcher style. In my head I look like Alison Mosshart from the Kills. In reality I probably look like, well, Pat Butcher.

By the way, there is dissent afoot wrt the DVF dress. On the other thread- apparently the sleeves are too fitted to be the dress so my skills are not what they were.

What? There's another DvF dress thread? I was asking earlier this week about them.

I have a leopard print scarf from H&M. Tis lush.

I'm so glad we have appropriate attire

Actually, i'm not joking this time, she has come back to the dog thread and is gunning for me!

Attack!!!

Went for hopefully rather reasonable "calm down dears".