to want all of mumsnet to come to bournemouth, stand outside A&E, injure themselves, and get admitted to the AAU ward, bay 6, to entertain me.....

[psychomum5]

I know I am not unreasonable, I know I am NOT.

alternatively you can come there anyway and do a special dance, as my bed looks at the entrance to A&E.

trillian, just injure yourself. the pretend you can;t talk, and be shuddery, you will be stuck with me

whoops,

lily, drugs chart is impossible for me to read, and a mess with stuff written, crossed, written, made up, one offs blah blah

no green coats yet, they come in morning to check what you have in your little box on wall and read chart

Prtend I cna't talk? That might be difficult.... especially once I am in there with you and we are chatting (or I am chatting and you are juddering)

ah, but by then you is in

So you have internet in your hospital? That's v swish. Or are you on a dongle?

psycho- I have been patient on that ward!

I was only there for and overnight , couldn't wait to get out ..you must be going mad.

orange dongle, courtesy of DH cos I sobbed on him about needing mumsnet

god knows how much this will cost him, but I am owed decent birthday so this is classed as such

Afternoon Psycho. Bournemouth's a leetle far - if you only had the sense to be ill near Cambridge, Trillian and I could come and bore entertain you (sounds like you have an interesting medical chart......). I was on co-codamol last year for toothache, and it made me feel well spacey.

Am winning Bad Mother award here today - DD3 has a perforated ear drum and I didn't notice My CM had to tell me. Lucky someone's watching out for the poor little scrap. I thought she was getting her molars.

you just not trying hard enough to please me!!

for DD3, but youo not bad mummy, you just busy mummy.......it happens, and earache is very hard to DX, let alone perforated.

Oh yeah, and what did you do for us psycho, all the months when we wanted you to come on MN and entertain us? Noooooo, you were too busy, you can only talk to us if you are at death's door!

Real Life got in the way

and building

and I had to break the addiction too.....I was here a tad too often, and the trolls were getting me too

but here I be now, and am hopefully not anywhere near even deaths little village, let alone driveway and door.....

Oooh, I'll make sure I'm on here first thing so I can let you know all about my weirdo wonderful workmates!!

By the way, if the green-coated one is blonde, young, skinny, pretty and whinges a lot, then feel free to hate her!! Kidding, she's alright, but just picture in your mind that I once totally on purpose completely inadvertantley punched her in the face!!

Hope you are feeling better soon Psycho. My SIL was dx with MS a couple of years ago and she manages very well on a mixture of a good drugs routine and an afternoon nap! She looks after our 15 mth old niece as well so is kept busy. I know it might not be that, but you know, good vibes and all that coming your way!

That's a good selection of drugs you're on. I have a duff back and take Diclofenac, Tramadol and Diazapan (sp). Does the trick most of the time although Dh gets concerned when I take the whole lot in one go!

Take care and rest up while you get the chance and think yourself lucky you are not stuck next to a forgetful old lady with an overly full colostomy bag! Not good.

I just seen this post and though ooh maybe I should send her something.....then I thought yep sure that would go down well who will I post it to?

Not sure the nusrses would feel about something addresses to Psychomum

lol @ sending it to psychomum

they might well work it out tho anyways, seeing as I am on mumsnet and they know I am.....not told them my name, but if you put 'the mumsnetter/laptop freaky lady' it would find me

How are you this morning psychomum?

new thread here to epxlain how I is

lily, lady here this morning is young, slim, dark long curlyish hair. not been to me yet......

Hmm, is she short? Could be Suzy. See if you can have a sneeky peak at the badge and let me know!

Psycho - I'm just outside Glasgow, so Bournmouth is a bit far for me, but MIL lives near Winchester, and pops down to Bournmouth from time to time - so I could send her in, if you want. She doesn't dance terribly well, but is quite good at falling over and breaking bits of herself, if that helps. And as MILs go, she is one of the best, but I am more than happy to share.

Or I could send in my handsome ex-Guardsman BIL - no dancing skills either but gives good hug - and he needs the love of a good woman, because his current gf is not good for him.

lily, she never came close enough

davidtennent, she sounds fab, and BIL sounds like I could just look and ...and then have the fab hugs

I am married tho, so sorry, can;t help in that regard