(Dear IPOATthe Fourth, that a happy ending is altogether unlikely?

[Hullygully]

Or not?

Nowhere very nice, I fear. Probably Tyburn.

Has anyone checked on the cellared husbands lately?

I tossed a couple of veal cutlets down the stairs yesterday, but I suppose, what with them being manacled an' all, they will not have enjoyed them much.

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I have the strangest feeling of being watched..

!!

Oh no, not you again.

Well, as you're here, you might as well help. A couple of these maidens are fully juiced, you can have them to play with as long as you go and capture a few more first.

Nice face mask.

Oh, and that was a lovely pome, captive maiden, but it won't cut any ice with me. Squirt and be damned.

Oh it does, it does! How my skin glows and my eyes do shine. But enough of this. I have great news! This letter bades me, nay, summons me, to attend the court. It appears that my father was not the humble artisan I had been led to believe, but the King himself who had at it with my milkmaid mother when he came across her making hay in yon field! I am sister to the Prince Regent!

Oh happy day! I knew I was born to glory. I must rustle up a wardrobe and organise a skeleton staff to attend the maidens and cellar. ... Or shall we let them go now we are to move to glory?

For naturally I do hope my dear friends and companions will accompany me Londonwards.

Oh my dear, that is marvellous! Maybe I shall finally meet my hero, Antoine Careme!

I suggest we let the Hellfire Club loose, they will be mortified at their captivity and will no doubt think twice about repeating their dastardly deeds..

As for the maidens, think you not that they could happily be assimilated by the Sheik's harem, soon to be set up in St James Park?

A goodly plan!

Let us summon the finest dresser of hairs this side of Worcester and make ready. I feel an enormous pompadour coming on.

Hurrah! I shall be Lady of the Prince's Bedchamber!

Im thinking this, but without the sunglasses and with jewels strung about it.

Be careful, my dear, you know how Prinny has a tendency to corpulence...lets hope it doesn't run in the family

looks a bit painful

hully going for the young and virginal look

Hmmm, now I like that. Hairdresser person! That please.

however, this might make more of a splash

Have you all gone stark raving mad in my absence?

I think you'll find the official title of such a person is not hairdresser, but perruqier...

I can't decide whether to wear my hair up or go for something a littler softer.

Yeesss lovely

OOOOOOH!

yay!