...to think that putting mascara on a three year old is hideous

[NewAlmostStepMum]

My three year old DSD turns up covered in make up by her mummy dearest, mascara, blusher, eye shadow, glittery stuff. I can cope with the pretty glitter and pink cheeks (to a point) but the mascara just looks so hideous and Little Miss Beauty Pageant. AIBU?

Actually, I think post-birth is a bit conservative to start putting makeup on. I often lipgloss, mascara and nail varnish my bump.

The rest of you are just behind the fashions.

And the makeup goes really well with my diamante strewn crop-top.

Diamante - how outre! restraint is this year's keynote. A nice grey veil.

YANBU. Mascara on a three-year-old is ridiculous. Eyelash implants are what's in now.

But, that's not enough to get her into the pageant circuit. She'll need some veneers to bulk up those baby teeth. Also, some liposuction to take care of that toddler belly.