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To think that Vernon Kay is sexy

75 replies

pigletmania · 31/12/2009 22:12

Well he is, is he not

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Bunbaker · 31/12/2010 20:04

Yes, YABU. He doesn't appeal to me at all. His teeth are too big.

GeorgeEliot · 31/12/2010 20:38

Why has LesAnimaux resuscitated this thread after A YEAR?

LesAnimaux · 31/12/2010 20:40

Because I have nothing better to do this evening than drag up year old threads. Grin

GabbyLoggon · 31/12/2010 20:43

most women would say Vernon was a good looking geezer...but how mature do you think he is?

LesAnimaux · 31/12/2010 20:53

Not as mature as you, Mr GabbyLogan. Wink

MrsColumbo · 31/12/2010 20:58

I remember Sara Cox describing a contestant off of Big Brother called Mikey as 'Vernon Kaye with a head injury', although i like whoever it was earlier describing an ex as a Poundland versionGrin

jonicomelately · 31/12/2010 21:09

I remember VK in the pubs and clubs of the North West in the nineties. He used to gurn a lot. Wonder what could've caused him to do that Wink

deaddei · 31/12/2010 21:19

He is not as smarmy as Dermot.
And at least he is tall.

LesAnimaux · 31/12/2010 21:23
Shock

I love Dermot!

deaddei · 31/12/2010 21:24

You need help.

LesAnimaux · 31/12/2010 21:25

Yes, in meeting him, and persuading him to impregnate me with his babies.

deaddei · 31/12/2010 21:28

He'd be too busy twirling round kicking his leg out to shag you.
Do you really want babies who look like action man?

LesAnimaux · 31/12/2010 21:29

Ooh, yeah, they'd be cute!

Would they be born with very slight stubble?

Soups · 31/12/2010 21:29

yabu

starnosemole · 31/12/2010 21:41

YABU he is an adolescent boy in the body of an adult- physically he could be ok, but all he wants to do is play on his computer games and talk about cars- he's like the world's worst example of what you'd want in a grown up man. I don't blame Tess if she's playing away, perhaps she's looking for conversation that doesn't involve COD4 or something. ugh. ugh and thrice ugh.

MadAboutQuavers · 31/12/2010 21:42

I grew up with Vernon, we were neighbours. He's a nice chap.

And his brother is not a presenter, he's a teacher in Bolton!

pigletmania · 31/12/2010 21:44

My goodness all my old threads are being reincarnated Grin. I still think that VK is sexy and lovely teeth, like men with lovely teeth, dont know if he is mature, dont think he is.

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scoobytoo · 31/12/2010 21:49

YABU
I always find philandering men totally unattractive.

MrsColumbo · 31/12/2010 21:56

LOL at Action man, Deaddei - is there a thing in the back of his head to swivel his eyes from side to side?

Sidge · 31/12/2010 21:58

Ewww no.

He's to 2010 what David Hasselhoff was to 1990.

MrsColumbo · 31/12/2010 22:05

Does that mean that in 20 years' time people are going to be wearing ironic Vern t shirts?

LesAnimaux · 31/12/2010 22:49

No, he doesn't have a car that can drive it's self..he's not that cool.

He is the future Brucie.

porcamiseria · 01/01/2011 00:26

ugh

theevildead2 · 01/01/2011 09:36

Back when he had long hair yes. And before he turned out as sleazy as the lot of them.

BootyMum · 01/01/2011 20:47

Yuck. Agree with poster who said he is dead behind the eyes, also that his teeth are too big. As vacuous, arrogant and irritating as his wife Tess, they are a perfect match.

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