To think that Vernon Kay is sexy

[pigletmania]

Well he is, is he not

Nice but dim is my impression of him

Lordy Shiney - I thought you were going to say you 'knew him' knew him

YANBU. He is rather scrummy.

YABU. He and his wife are vacuous and comes across as supremely arrogant, IMO. Together, they are on a mission to take over the world (or at least prime time shite telly).

Although I did have a crush on him back in the 'Mizz' days.

(Sorry OP )

He talks and acts like a middle aged woman

no - does nothing for me - although i think he goes v well with tess and they make a sexy couple which is well beyond the sum of their parts

dead behind the eyes

no, too cheesy. Not my cuppa tea at ALL. Tess can keep him.

Ooh, yuk, no thanks.

YABU, V U in fact. I can think of nobody who makes me cringe more than him. Except perhaps his wife.

YABVU he is a cunt

Oh dear my taste is not so good then!

He's like a leftover from the 70s - way too cheesy and nylonesque.

Yabu. V.

"imagine that big gurning face looking down on you whilst having sex"

He's be a prolific sweat-er too....big drops of sweat dripping down on you during the act

I seriously don't understand what is going on in the minds of the radio 1 bosses Rick James sucks (whats with all the sports?) WHY is Edith and Jo now on the weekend? and don't get me started on Westwood!

Sorry!!! yeh, um, Vernon...no thanks

Yes, but imagine looking down on Tess Daley and her scarily lop-sided breasts

Can you imagine the gurning that goes on in that bedroom?

No way, he and his wife matches made

you are mental he is a large faced troll

the best thing about him is his wife and that is about the worst compliment i could dole out

YAB totally U

He is a knob of the first order

"ooh, I love a brazillian me!"

Wanker

YABVVVU

Thanks, but no thanks!! (sorry Vernon!)

I can't imagine the clanking of bones in that bedroom....

No, he's not!

YUK

Ugh no very unreasonable.