To think Suri Cruise is very scary looking?

[nigelslaterfan]

Like the little boy in those films... you know the ones.... the boy who doesn't like his nanny....

Both Violet Afflek and Apple Martin look like perfectly normal children, dressed like children should be.

TC's not her real father anyway.

Is he sterile squeaver?

NO!!!!

You cant surely have a clause about custody of unborn children in a prenup ?

Oh yes. It was all over the news (in US) when they got married. They didn't try to keep it secret. KH would get a million for every year they are married and Tom would get sole custody of the children.

NK would never confirm it, but her sister let slip in an interview once that it was the reason why the two adopted kids stayed with Tom and not her.

Have you seen pics of Josh Hartnet compared to Suri though? Uncanny resemblance.

There is another theory that JH is Suris dad, KH was pregnant when she and TC met and thats why it took soooo long for pics of Suri to be released to the press. She was a couple of months older than she was 'supposed' to be, not so easy to hide in 'newborn' pics, but easier to get away with passing a six month old off as a 4 month old.

And yes, I am aware that I have far too mcuh time on my hands!

No spicemonster, he's gay.

Here's Suri's parents here.

Chris Klein, not Josh Hartnett, I think lola

Oh yes, had heard the Chris Klein theory too.

Effectively that would be selling your children.
Regardless of the fact its to their Father.

I would sell my soul first.

The madness that is Hollywood

you could have more with a new dad lavender!
I frequently contemplate it

Too right Lavender, no amount of money on earth would make me sign away rights to my future children, to thier father or anyone.

Being gay doesn't mean you can't have bio children but that aside, if he is gay and Katie has agreed to give up her child to him if they divorce, isn't that the most evil thing ever? What a witch!