To call myself by this username when I am not actually a doctor?

[LetmethroughpleaseIamadoctor]

After all, I don't want people on here getting confused and showing me their piles/fanjo boils

And I used to be TurkeyLurkey and I am not actually a Turkey .

So is it ok, or will you lot get confused?

tiger - have you got yourself in you tank then?

lol
actually I never wear shoes
only boots or trainers

I am one bat mother

Hi 2shoes. Sorry to disillusion you. Actually I am a big cat. I am just very skilled at typing etc.

well tiger, your not coming to tea

Don't start the your/ you're mn argument again ......

I'm not tethered.

I don't have a bell end.

I do jingle a bit, though...

shoud I have said
Tiger you'r not comming to tea?

oops missed the e out

Don't worry (or should that be d'ont worry): I have already been to tea, and very nice it was too. In fact it was grrreat.

I don't have nine children - but Octomum was getting all the attention...

Just as I thought - this thread has proved that we are all deluded

My username is because I say it about a million times a day

Well you may not really be a doctor but Im definitely amazing...
No wait, the first part was the lie, im really a ferret.

I think it's a plan LetmethroughpleaseIamadoc... you stay away from all health related threads and I'll stay away from all gardening (or butterfly) related threads.

It'll be less confusing for all involved

I've never even met Dumbledore.

And I am a long long way from being a girl.

In fact, I deliberately put girl in my name to fool you all.

Vroom Vroom!!

Well I am definitely a Honey but not sure if Peckle is a real thing..

i never take notice composition of the names tbh-never recall who said what.i recall the general jist but not all the machinations

My username makes me a cross between Kali and Loki. So yeah, obey me for I have great power!

I've always assumed Scottishmummy was from Cardiff, but what do I know?

I'm not Santa, and I'm definitely not worth it ..