To call myself by this username when I am not actually a doctor?

[LetmethroughpleaseIamadoctor]

After all, I don't want people on here getting confused and showing me their piles/fanjo boils

And I used to be TurkeyLurkey and I am not actually a Turkey .

So is it ok, or will you lot get confused?

I'm not quite sure what and Amapoleon is but I'm definitely not one.

Mine is partially apt.....

and snappier than my old one.

Although that was also apt.

YAVBU, such titles need to be earned.

Indeed, you are very being unreasonable and your puny earthling grammatical structure will soon be obsolete.

I am neither a boy or a dog

yabu
i canged my name to the revchasesducks and got pulled up on it.
so ........

Well I'm not really halfcut..but then again it is Friday night....

I am not a low rib
(what I reckon everyone reads - except perhaps some clever Welsh people)

But I am lowri b.

I do sometimes think I really should change my name to something less related to RL, but have never quite got round to it.

Hee hee "I am a goat"

There's just something about goats, isn't there?!

They are definitely creatures of comedy (No offence meant, TheGoatofChristmasPast!)

I always wondered what you meant by low rib

as long as you dont allude to professional knowledge etc

but tbh i never read or recall posters names

OP - what is fanjo boils?

fanjo,mn colloquialism for vagina.no mn gynae web cam thank god

Hhmm...

And I'm not a real duchess.

God, are any of us real?

And I don't really have...

I haven't got a pantry

...and I'm a girl

im not cottsih or a mammy

I don't have toe kisses.

I'm no lady.

Clearly I am not a tiger, as they find typing rather tricky.

omg your not a tiger

You don't wear 2 shoes? I don't believe you