"Unless you bother to learn the words to a proper Christmas carol like Good King Wenceleslas or similar and perform it competently in four-part harmonies, I am not opening the door and giving you any sodding money"?
I have already had two groups of kids essentially begging at my door with a weak two lines of "We Wish You A Merry Christmas". If you give them any dosh they shut up immediately and move onto the next sucker- you don't even get a full song. Probably because they don't know any.
It was only last month we had urchins round demanding "Money for the Guy" (note: money, not penny- times change), AND THEY DIDN'T EVEN HAVE A SODDING GUY!
Does this piss anyone else off?