to be having a secret relationship with my window cleaner?

[shammyshagger]

Been going on for a month now, we are both single. But I can't tell anyone about it as their are some odd details in our relationship and I am not sure if I should continue with it.

Does he knock at the front door or clamber in through the bedroom window?

What are the odd details?

can you elaborate on the 'odd' details?

Is he handy with his Chamois then? or does he wear Marigolds in bed?

You can't seriously post only half the details if you are asking AIBU!!! come on, tell all...The agony aunts of MN are listening.

Does he give you a streak free finish? What is his squeegy work like? Can he get it up (the ladder)? Does he leave you sparkling clean? Or feeling dirty?

Def need more details - no you ANBU if you are both single - but do you pay him extra for his services?

I am starting to wonder if I am attracted to him or to his window cleaner persona. I have booked him to come (double meaning) 3x a week. I have the cleanest windows in the village. I like to watch him clean them and then when he comes to the door and asks for the money I like to suggest alternative payment. Last time he tried to skip the window cleaning first but it didn't turn me on.

Instead of sensual oils I like him to give me a massage with windolene, he is starting to question if its him I love, or his shammy

Don't you find that windolene stings? Especially in intimate areas

sounds perfectly normal to me...

Does he use one of those squirty things?

That adds to the joy of it - then he rubs it off with newspaper

Squirty things? Yes he has one of them...

[chamois leather grin emoticon]

2/10. Needs more effort.

Perhaps switch to a vinegar/water solution. More environmentally friendly, and you'll smell of chips. He'll love it.

He was ok with all of that but with my latest request he is getting suspicious that its not him I love.

maybe he is coming too often

Does he come in the tradesman's entrance?

Look I know it's a Pane, but he will begin to see through you soon, the relationship will lose it's shine.

oh, purlease

am picturing Robin (?) Askwith...

I want him to have his pubic hair removed and have it replaced with this I think combined with the smell of the windolene and the crunch of the newspaper under us it would add to the excitement. He says no, but he is open to bathing in dirty window cleaning water.

I think he needs to be more understanding of my needs

ok, you've taken a shine to him, but he's rubbing you up the wrong way...so my advice is to polish him off - once and for all.

Anyway, do you not have a Bettaware rep?

Bettaware have put my name on a list and won't come to me anymore...not after last time

Shammy, face it - its time to move on. Don't forget there's always the milkman, the gardener, next door's handyman, the plumber....