to be having a secret relationship with my window cleaner?

[shammyshagger]

Been going on for a month now, we are both single. But I can't tell anyone about it as their are some odd details in our relationship and I am not sure if I should continue with it.

Does he have an extendable pole?

I hear that they're great.

Should help him reach those awkward nooks and crannies that tend to get overlooked by your average DP/DH.

you can get all sorts of special attachments to the extending pole aswell...

3/10. Must try harder

shammyshagger no Bettaware? Oh you poor love! How do you manage for banana guards, or them little plastic sleevies you put on for washing up?

Are you your windows Shiney?

plastic sleevies???
the mind DOES boggle (boak)