to think that peraps "BEing Jordan" isnt the best book to have in a school library?¬

[DanDruff]

or am I jsut too feminist nad need to lighten up a bit

really!

you need to wrap it up in your bra and burn it in the chemistry lab

adn wea arent talking middle east politics

there she was AND ( get this) nestled next to ANn franks diary.
that is what we call a Juggstaposition

ba boom tish

wtf??

ready for the " oh she is such a good mum"

stroke " shrewd businesswoman"
guffola

the tango faced 6th formers need to find a role model somewhere

oh no
no kids over 16

did they get it in for halloween?

I couldn't comment on her business skills. Obviously she has made a shedload...

BUT... I am always totally gobsmacked by those who claim she is a good parent

I just hope she's put her shedload into a fund for her kids' therapy, because by God will they need it

hahaha
no one's taken it out then?

she peddles her pody for ( scuse me) titilation

she objectifies women

she is raunch culture personified.

and to see her next to ann frank and a lark rise to candleford>.

i came over all tweedy

can we have a tweedy emoticon?

..well i assessed it during a meeting.
ahem
its shit

i can't believe people buy those books. her and the eastenders cast fill our local charity shops with their ridiculous tomes

was reading in Private eye that a lot of sleb publishing deals have lost book cos a lot of money

I read one of KP's earlier ones. It was utter, utter shite

I did like Daniella Westbrook's though. Now THAT should be in a secondary school library - alarmingly honest and brutal account of addiction and its consequences

notnowbernard - what motivates you to buy these?

but its nto just teh moral of the tale is it? its who is peddling it.
howard marks? how are we on his book?

we have a thing about how low we can sink on the sleb alphabet wiht a few mates - imagine my rl mates score when she gave me DALE WINTONS for my birthday!

What motivates me?

Erm

Don't know

As long as it's correctly filed in the horror section I don't see a problem

Dale Winton?!

Bet that was a blinder. Tales of life on The Edge with Babs Windsor and cosmetic surgery nightmares per chance?

well

his mum was a minor sleb and then.. god did she die or kill herself.. anyway his mum as interesting
he did miss out one big fact - his sex life

Am amazed you got through it

I have The Howard Marks Book Of Dope Stories sitting unread on my bookshelf

Worth a go?

What annoys me is that people have to call her "the model and businesswoman". She's not a bloody businesswoman. If her brand has been effectively marketed and managed, it's because she employs effective marketing people and managers. That's not being a "businesswoman".

I'd complain about it being in the library - not for any feminist reasons (after all, all kinds of books might make those hackles rise dubiously) but because it's crap. And she's crap. And the fact that such a person has been allowed to rise unchallenged symbolises everything that is wrong with Britain.