to be watching eastenders...

[poorbuthappy]

and not have a bloody clue what's going on???

Anyone got a short and sweet summary for me please????????????????

is that Josie Lawrence??? Where have I been??

Denise getting married to 1st ex again after years in the wilderness. 2nd ex (bit of a shit) trying to 'out' 1st ex as killer of 1st ex's 2nd ex. In the process 1st ex, kills 2nd ex and pops him in the boot of the wedding car.

When no one is looking, 1st ex gets 2nd ex out of boot of car and buries him under his 2nd ex's tree of remembrance, then buggers off to bed with 1st ex, who is actually now 1st and 3rd wife!

See! Simples!

So is Owen in the boot of the car which is why the dog has thrown a wobbly??

I can't work out if I don't understand because of too much wine, or because I haven't had enough?!!!

LOL I watched it earlier and am watching the repeat on BBC3 just now....I cant be watching very carefully because I now have a face like this after reading your summary!!!! How the hell did he kill him - there were folk watching and loads of camera men!!!!

Yes, Owen is wrapped up in the carpet and now under whatsherfaces tree!

Corrie was brilliant tonight -

ROFL Maureen - just need to know how the vicar killed the nutter!!!

I missed the begining tbh, but I think he went off in the wedding car on the pretence of getting the old guy another pair of trousers. Owen must have ambushed him in the car and then the bride groom locked him in, drove him to the famous lock, where everyone dies and strangled him, I think. Rolled him in a carpet and put him in the boot.

Sorry for lack of names, believe it or not, I don't watch closely enough to remember them!

Do you think when they have finished the scenes with the carpet they could donate it to me? Been in our new house 18 months and our bedroom is the only room in the house without a carpet - Ex husband bloodstained or not

Last time i watched Eastenders, Den and Ang were having problems and Den got Michelle pregnant and fell in a canal

ROFL at 'the lock' and strangling him!!! OMG here comes Peggy Mitchell - silly owd bint!!! We used to manage a pub in Stanmore, Middlesex and she used to come in with her first husband. They were like two of the seven dwarves in Snow White and they really thought they were very important. Us, being Northerners, just took the pee out of both of them!!

Ah, Den and Angie are proper dead now and Michelle is living happily in USA with sons from Den and Grant, I believe!

PMSL Claw - they were the 'good old' days!!

That dog will have him dug up by the Omnibus on Sunday and no doubt I will miss it all again

I dont think its real - to be honest - think that maybe they have script writers beavering away in a lock up in Sarf London - wrapped in the carpet!!

Sshhh Shabba we are showing our age!

I used to love Nick Berry, I thought he was lush. In fact, he's still almost at the top of my list! Hmmmmm

I cant stand peggy mitchell she of short leg and big nork ...orrrffff wiv her head .....I wish somebody would kill her off in eastenders.

I cant watch Peggy without thinking of her bra pinging off as she touches her toes

I read her biography and that put me right orrrfffff

Maybe someone can answer a burning question about Eastenders. Is Denise's sister played by the comedienne whose catchphrase is "Ah don't think SO!", or have I got it wrong? Its buggung me!

Cor blimey i dunno

i danno darlin'

'ave a jellied eel or a bit o pie,mash n licker

You dunno?????

Gerrr outta mah pub!