to be watching eastenders...

[poorbuthappy]

and not have a bloody clue what's going on???

Anyone got a short and sweet summary for me please????????????????

yerrr barred go on gerrr aaaaawwwttt

PMSL at you lot Her 1st husband, Ronnie Knight (arsonist and murderer in real life) used to come in our pub and say 'Is there any chance I could sneak Babs in the back way and then no fans will mob her!!!' My DH used to stand behind him giving me that 'do not take the piss' look. I used to say 'Babs who???' 'Oh no sorry I cant find the key for the back door she will have to come in the front way!!!' FFS it was just a steak 'Berni Inn' kind of pub/restaurant - stupid farts!!

In the back door ooh matron

i dislike her shes not quite in my myleene klass category of dislike but shes quickly getting there .....darlin'

What do you reckon to her address? I reckon 69, Back Passage Right you mad heads Im orf up the apples and pears to my bed...

ohh i am larffinnnn at you !!!