er, buck, you did not mention 80 acres or school pool, then netball courts...the bespoke theatre.
At his old state school my ds walked across a lovely park to the sparkly new leisure centre with an amazing training pool whose floor rose up and down.
the more than adequate junior playground had markings for football, basketball, netball and tennis (and probably other games). My ds had tennis lessons by trained professionals. The infants playground had amazing sculptures and climbing things, plus wooded areas and flower beds, oh yes, and the nursery had a huge outdoor area liberally sprinkled with lovely things.
As for the bespoke theatre, I fail to see why a good school hall with a stage is not perfectly adequate, or hiring another venue for gilitzy end of year productions if thats what you want.
And in fact my ds' private school has absolutely none of these things. But it has what I wanted. Great teaching and outstanding personal development of the kids.
I'm afraid the whole playing field guff is not what matters to me. If as a teacher you think the whole sparkly facilities things is what matters, rather than inspired and committed teachers, well we are not going to agree.