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to want Simon Cowell to TAKE HIS ARM OFF CHERYL'S CHAIR

43 replies

clam · 24/10/2009 20:35

FGS, he's draped all over her, every week. Can't take his eyes off her, whispering and simpering like a lovesick schoolboy.

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6feetundertheGroundhogs · 24/10/2009 20:37

yeah, what IS that all about? Does Danni smell or something?

TheFoosa · 24/10/2009 20:38

he wants her

MissMoopy · 24/10/2009 20:46

He thinks he owns her. Horrid horrid man.

Lifeinagoldfishbowl · 24/10/2009 20:47

Yeah I don't like it either has a letcherous feel about it.

shockers · 24/10/2009 20:47

He really does....

shockers · 24/10/2009 20:48

want her I mean.... blimming heck, you lot are quick!

StripeyKnickersSpottySocks · 24/10/2009 20:48

He never used to do it to Sharon.

FabioExtremeAngler · 24/10/2009 20:49

Louis put superglue there just as the opening credits rolled.

giddykipper · 24/10/2009 20:49

Very proprietorial.

AshleyCunt · 24/10/2009 20:50

I don't mind or care innit.

Shineynewthings · 24/10/2009 20:57

Thought it was just me who noticed that!
Last week the hug he gave her after her performance was rather long and tight....

Meglet · 24/10/2009 21:01

Eeeeew, it's there now.

Take it off you creep!

Hassled · 24/10/2009 21:07

It's such a macho agressive thing to do. Like men who sit with their legs apart.

babyelvis · 24/10/2009 21:11

and he keeps winking at her the old perv

GooberIsLockedInTheBootOfMyCar · 24/10/2009 21:15

She lets him....

AshleyCunt · 24/10/2009 21:25

She's a lot tougher than she looks you know.

artlesschaos · 24/10/2009 21:58

Oh I hate the scrawny little Geordie scrubber! That tattoo on her hand...:0 Classy...
You could grate cheese with that accent...anyone seen the L'Oreal advert?
Hilarious!
Of course she's tougher than she looks...I haven't forgotten the toilet attendent altercation.

pointyhat · 24/10/2009 22:02

yanbu. I thought the same thing, this week and last week.

MillyMollyMoo · 24/10/2009 22:03

99.9% of men questiooned would happily swap places with Simon and make sure that Louie has to sit next to Dannii I reckon.

AshleyCunt · 24/10/2009 22:03

She has an iron grip.

In many respects.

But I love her earning potential despite her rock-hard Geordie ways.

artlesschaos · 24/10/2009 22:13

You can't knock the girl for getting the L'Oreal shampoo gig despite having a head full of fake, glued on hair.
She's definately falvour of the month and has an excellent agent.

RubyBooBerry · 24/10/2009 22:17

errr artless chaos, the Geordie accent is continually voted the most friendly in the UK. And I am one. So there

artlesschaos · 24/10/2009 22:19

I've nothing against Geordies. I think every household should have one as a pet. (I'm kidding.)

RubyBooBerry · 24/10/2009 22:27

ROFL!!

gonna use that as my FB status...changed somewhat

AshleyCunt · 24/10/2009 22:30

artless you'll get loads of posters backing you up there saying that Geordies are the only breed recommended by the Kennel Club.

I'd add toddlers to that. My DS was wandering around today wearing his sister's swimming goggles looking exactly like Sybil Trelawney. Every home should have one.