To want Gas & Air for a gynae procedure?

[PrettyCandles]

I want to have a skintag removed from my perineum and have been told that G&A will not be available. Apparently I will not need it because I will be given local anaesthetic injection.

That's why I need the G&A! The injection is excruciatingly painful. It may only last seconds, but by god those seconds last a lifetime.

I was on the verge of tears when I began this thread. Tears of despair.

I am now actually in tears - tears of laughter!

Cocktail sausages!
Campanologists!
Marshmallows! (WTF?)

Please keep on digressing, Gloire. You are utterly wicked!

I just scared the crap out of my newborn by laughing really hard while attempting to BF onehanded so I could keep scrolling!

Can I vote gloire as funniest MN'er ever?

I googled. None the bloody wiser.