To want Gas & Air for a gynae procedure?

[PrettyCandles]

I want to have a skintag removed from my perineum and have been told that G&A will not be available. Apparently I will not need it because I will be given local anaesthetic injection.

That's why I need the G&A! The injection is excruciatingly painful. It may only last seconds, but by god those seconds last a lifetime.

Goodness, how random!

Gloire, you've got to come back and enlighten us all.. I'm crying with laughter at the thought of pensioners in a 3 in 1 club requiring anal anaesthetics!

OAPS are v.avant garde round here they like to try EVERYTHING including the kitchen sink! "The Senior Swingles" night down at the Church Hall caters for more than the Bingo crowd even the Vicar is at it. OP sorry to digress look up EMLA but i,m sure you should not put on anus. Good Luck though (just a teeny point I don't know if arse procedures come under gynae does it? i do know some right arses who do gynae procedures though!

I WANT A DOUBLE TAKE ICON

"Parlour Games" ladies 3 into 1 is like a cross between "sardines " and "hide the sausage" cept you are hiding 3 sausages in close proximity. It is bloody claustrphobic I can tell you! It is easier with cocktail sausages I am told1

3 into 1 hole?

OAPS?

Swingles?

I really am none the wiser. I am too scared to google incase the perve police knock down my door at 3am.

FFS I need to know.

Am thinking of new thread on Victorian Parlour Games with a 21st cenury angle?
Any suggestions gratefully rec'd . OP am serious though re EMLA therE was a good link on the baps jugs thread (on AIBU thread not healthy eating)

[niave and confused]

What the bollocks is going on?

Oh now I'm just imagining all sorts of horrors

lol thecrackfox at perve police

Nope, I've completely lost it. Not one teeny tiny clue about what this thread is about now.

good god i came on hoping to be able to offer some conforting advice and am now slowly retreating with a face like this

sorry OP, er, best of british love, am much to distracted to focus on your actual prob!

Vicar is also trying to interest us in Campanology says he loves to watch the dear old ladies wringing his bells. He has got he biggest spire in the area other Vicars are most jealous. Spire Envy, I call it!

Campanologists1!Proctologists! sound all the same to me. See how I bought it round to OPs original topic. Please look at EMLA link am serious

Gloire, you're just hilarious

Just got back fom the church, admired the vicar's big spire and HUGE tower but I'm afraid wringing his bells did nothing for me I am sticking to macram, cooking and posting spurious threads. I am off to Vegitarian/Vegan threads to ruffle a few lentils. Ta Ta For Now

LOLOLOLOLOL

i thought i'd imagined this thread early but nope it still here....what on.....

gloire, you are brilliant.
come back and tell us more...

I like this thread.
BUt I hope I don't have to google OAPs and 3 into 1 club.
Come back and tell us. We demand to know.

gloire are you sure you aren't a stand up comedian? I've had a bit of a rough day and you've totally cheered me up. Am chortling away with tears rolling down cheeks....and like everyone else came on here to discuss gynae procedures under G and A....(by the way have had injection in that area and was ok as had numbing gel first)

I've been away for a while and just came back to MN (I've changed my name, but I am a regular I promise) and true to MN form, the very 1st thread I come back to and here we are!

o_O

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What on earth???
I should know better really!

Nice to see some familiar faces again!!!

(((hello!!!)))