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to be repulsed by the words 'pasta bake'

240 replies

EleanoraBuntingCupcake · 23/08/2009 19:35

and i actually retch at teh thought of tuna pasta bake.

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OrmIrian · 25/08/2009 13:00

Ha! Vindication thunderduck! It does indeed taste like vomit

My mum bought me a lump of the stuff ungrated from the Italy. Twas supposed to be the proper job! It still tasted like vomit.

EleanoraBuntingCupcake · 25/08/2009 13:04

goat's cheese does not smell of vomit. it smells like goat urine.

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Thunderduck · 25/08/2009 13:08

I'm not terribly familiar with the scent of goat urine so I couldn't comment on that.

I have however tried a goat's milk yoghurt, which was exactly as one would imagine licking a goat would taste.

OrmIrian · 25/08/2009 13:10

I find that goat/sheep products (including meat) tend to taste more like the animals smell than any other beasts. My newly omnivorous ex-veggie SIL cannot abide lamb because she reckons it tastes too sheep-like.

EleanoraBuntingCupcake · 25/08/2009 13:10

male goats urinate on their own beards to attract the lady goats!

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Thunderduck · 25/08/2009 13:14

I love lamb, and goat is quite nice too, but their milk products leave a lot to be desired imho.

GetOrfMoiLand · 25/08/2009 13:14

Agree papaya=vomit statement. Not parmesan, though, love it. It tastes meaty, somehow. (Hmm, meaty cheese, I am not really convincing anyone, am I!)

Red Bull also tastes and smells like vomit. Avocados have the texture of lard, urgh.

GreensleevesFlouncedLikeAKnob · 25/08/2009 13:15

mangoes smell like concentrated infected wee

stleger · 25/08/2009 13:18

I can't be doing with parmesan. My dentist was very impressed by dd1's stained teeth, which seemed to be caused by her drinking too much pomegranite juice. We are up for poncey family of the year award in the dentists.

kathyis6incheshigh · 25/08/2009 13:23

Getorfmoiland - I think parmesan is very 'umami' and that's what makes it taste meaty - seem to remember something about it in Harold McGee Encyclopaedia of Food.

Re parmesan & vomit, my worst ever pasta recipe was a (supposedly authentic Italian ) recipe that was parmesan and lemon. Don't know whether the parmesan was not good or whether it was just that the lemon brought out the taste of the butyric acid, but the acidity of the lemon combined with the taste of the parmesan made the experience unpleasantly like vomiting in reverse.
Never again.

Abubu · 25/08/2009 16:07

I don't mind pasta bake when I'm feeling lazy and want to make a simple meal.

DH can't stand it though.

I had an ex boyfriend make me a tinned tuna and sweetcorn pasta bake the first (and only) time he cooked for me. Apparently it was the only meal he could cook. That relationship didn't last too long.....

melmog · 25/08/2009 16:32

Thought I'd drop in and let you all know I'm just about to start making a tuna past bake. Dh is popping home for a quick tea before a meeting and he suggested it as he loves it.

Will put cathedral city on top though, not parmesan. You lot have put me off.

tigerbear · 25/08/2009 16:33

An MN classic - over 200 messages focused on the merits or various pasta dishes. How sad are we?

moondog · 25/08/2009 17:55

rofl at Kathy's vomiting in reverse.

Gnitimov surely?

GetOrfMoiLand · 25/08/2009 17:58

Kathy - there is a Nigella recipe in how to eat which is lemon linguine - ingredients (iirc) were lemon, eggs and parmesan.

I was so pleased and proud of myself until i actualluy tasted it. Vile. It made dd cry: 'Do I have to eat this, mummy?'

Yes, have read about umami in Heston Blumenthal. Was trying to think of it earlier but forgot thw word. Is like something Vic and Bob would say in Shooting Stars

OrmIrian · 25/08/2009 19:19

Gnitimov? Hmm.....I can see a baby name thread coming up.

kathyis6incheshigh · 26/08/2009 10:34

Wow Getorf, eggs are the one thing I can think of that would have made the one I did even more vomitous.

mammamic · 28/08/2009 16:43

haven't read the whole thread but feel compelled to make a couple of points.

the reason pasta tuna bake doesn't work is that most, if not all, pasta fish dishes should NOT have any cheese of any type in them. Most italians would probably refuse to even taste such a combination, let alone eat it.

and the lemon, parmesan pasta dish. this is indeed a popular, authentic dish and I had it less than 2 weeks ago, cooked by my BF at her place in Italy. it's a really basic recipe and DELICIOUS

there are loads of recipes but this is the easiest, simplest and tastiest

for four ppl
2 lemons
olive oil
sea salt
parsley
parmesan

put water to cook pasta on to boil, salt it and add one of the lemons cut in half - don't squeeze or anything, just put in the water
grate plenty of good fresh parmesan or grana padana but is must be FRESHLY GRATED
grate the zest of the other lemon into the parmesan.
when the pasta is 'al dente', drain it, take the lemons out, return pasta to pan
add the parmesan and grated lemon zest to the pasta - mix well
serve with a sprinkling of very finely chopped parsley and a little splash of olive oil.

Go on, try it, you'll be pleasantly surprised.....

it's healthy, good for you and cheap

MissAnnesley · 28/08/2009 16:52

I once saw the Richard bit of Richard & Judy doing his favourite recipe which was a tin of tuna and a tin of mushroom soup poured over pasta and baked. It was years ago, I am quite sure he wouldn't do such a recipe now but by God it sounded orrible. Can't remember what he put on top.

But I think there is something rather wonderful about pulling a great dish of pasta out of the oven and everyone sharing it, or have I watched too many frozen pizza advertisements & am imagining myself as part of large bustling family in Tuscan hills etc...?

claw3 · 28/08/2009 16:58

Ive just eaten a pot noodle and actually enjoyed it, so tuna pasta bake sounds like a food of the Gods to me. Im more slob than snob

Crazycatlady · 28/08/2009 17:14

This thread is hilarious but you know what, YANBU at all to be repulsed by the words 'pasta bake'.

For me it's not so much the concept of an oven-baked pasta dish (which can be totally delicious if using high quality ingredients and a good recipe, e.g. lasagne, mac and cheese) but the connotations of the phrase 'pasta bake' itself. In my mind a pasta bake is a vile Uncle Ben's prepared sauce chucked over cheap pasta and shoved in the oven until gloopy and congealed on the inside and stiff as a board at each corner. Yuk.. It's student food at very best.

But then I am an Abel & Cole eating, Farrow & Ball painting snob

Mummy2Bookie · 15/04/2011 08:03

Tuna pasta bake is one of our staples. Dd loves it with tomatoes. Dd loves anything with tomatoes.

altinkum · 15/04/2011 08:26

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missymarmite · 15/04/2011 08:30

DS and I love tuna pasta bake. I have made it from scratch before not from a tin. It was yummy.

We equally enjoy a bit of pasta and red pesto, with parmesan. Ymmm!

YABVVVVVU!

LittleMissFluffBrain · 15/04/2011 08:36

YABU. Bleedin' weirdo. Grin Pasta bake is gorgeous, ESPECIALLY tuna bake!