To shoot every fecking cat that comes and shits in my garden...

[Pheebe]

...then send the owners the bille for cleaning dcs clothes, shoes and my carpets

Fecking disgusting bloody animals

The cats in this street crap in our beds - lovely when you are weeding . I've also had mangled birds left for me on the path.

Apart from the shitting in other people's gardens, killing birds and mice, flighting with each other, wandering about the neighbourhood and walking out in front of you when you're driving so you have to slam on your brakes - WHAT EXACTLY IS THE POINT OF HAVING A CAT?

Hear, hear Confuzeled

hate hate hate cats. wouldnt kill them but would love to go and shit in the owners gardens to see how they like it but i would get arrested...

I'm thinking of training my toddler to go and crap on my neighbours' gardens. I'm pretty sure the police wouldn't be able to arrest him, and of course, I could just look all innocent and say "but I only turned my back for a minute, he's only doing what comes naturally"

But if you've got ground cover plants surely the cats just crap on top of them? They must be very well trained if they just push them gently to one side and then squat.

Can you tell I really loathe cats?!

I tend to think of cat sh*t as a part of general outdoor life like foxes n everything else. (That was before having a cat too).

What has pissed me off is the person who let their dog go in 3 separate places right outside my gate (sort of splodged across the pavement).

Cats are let loose, it is what they are.

The whole snake/cat thing... I dunno tbh. Cats will kill random birds and mice etc that come into their garden, large dogs could prob get random cats. I wouldn't expect someone to keep a dog inside on the off chance of it going for a cat, so I guess the same would go for the snake. I would be devastated if it was my cat that was eaten, but I would see it as nature tbh. Unless said snake was starved and then set there to specifically eat random cats.

get an ultrasonic blaster, no more shit in my carrots,