..to think this is Not On in an adult male??

[MrsIdiot]

I took the kids to my friends' house for the weekend, which was lovely but of course not all fun since I had to spend the weekend selflessly tending to their every need, getting woken up at 545 etc etc. I left not-so-DP alone to have a bit of Him Time- also to do some of the stuff around the house that you really can't do with three kids and two dogs underfoot.When I got back last night, he hadn't done shag (we're going on holiday later this week)- the house was a complete mess, he hadn't done any holiday stuff, he hadn't even had to get himself a meal because he's gone round my SILs to get fed.Course if he doesn't do these things, means I have to, this week, and I'm already up to me eyes in it.

The lazy greedy bastard.

ANYway, this morning, I wasn't spying,honest. I'd come in on the wrong computer ID without noticing (pc v patriarchal and my partner's ID is the default- there's no password, it goes on automatically).I was doing a college assignment that I hadn't touched since Friday last, so I went straight in on Google history.

And what do you think came up?

"BBC cricket
Jennifer Aniston
Halle Berry's tits
EMMA THOMPSON'S tits"

so now I'm thinking, not only is he lazy, thinks domestic tasks beyond him, inherently sexist, yik yak yik yak...he's an idiot, and he's been looking at tits. Not just any tits, Emma Thompson's tits! My GRANDDAD would've probably put in a similar search! he's not even looking at proper grown up porn,ffs!!

Am SO annoyed. Thought I was living with a reasonably intelligent decent human being for last ten years but now am just thinking he's a twat.

OK, I get that Emma Thompson is somewhat incongruous in a celebrity tit-search, but are we really going down the Thompson's tits, what a horrific eyesore route? On the grounds that... what... she's over thirty?

..oh, and if he tells me he's been looking for >stage props, I'll kill him (he's a retail >surveyor

Fairynuff. There's not that many of us who can get away with this one and even I've met with a certain amount of scornful disbelief when some of the more rarefied search strings have come up. "Small penis, XXXXX Town Council crest" being one of them.

Have you challenged him about any of this yet OP? Not just the tits, but the whole messy weekend?

I already moaned about the state of the house yesterday, but in a I'm-disappointed-with-you way, not a shouty, going-to-kill-you way.

It had little or no effect.

I was going to tackle him about ETTs, but now find I probably won't be able to get the required tone of hurt dignity, because you lot have made me laugh.

Also cannot say sentence with "google" and "Emma Thompson's Tits" without tea coming out of nose.

Emma Watson is 19.

But I agree, it still feels wrong.

well this is the page you get

Everyone who has now looked at that will have "emma thompson tits" in their google search history. Just thought I'd point that out. Doesn't it depend what the preference settings were though?

I would get on his PC and typ ein the following- to show up on the history

Jonny Vegas bell end
Gordon Brown's ringer
Adrian Chiles nips.

That should learn 'im :-)

It would be very unreasonable if it had been Jocelyn Wildenstein.

www.divaonline.ro/uploads/tx_mmforum/Jocelyn-Wildenstein_02.jpg

She's enough to make your dick fall off and run and hide behind the sofa.

I wonder why he only wanted to search Jennifer Aniston generally, whereas Emma and Halle got more tit-specific searches. Poor Jennifer. Are her norks not up to scratch for googlewanking?

shineon- that's why have had to take this issue to mn instead of the playgound. Can you imagine the sniggers (titters?) and looks of pity.

Housework or lack of is rubbish (although surely not a dealbreaker?) but the google porn search is small fry really.

But Emma Thompson! Does she even have tits?

Emma Thompson trivia: I once heard her talking to her partner REALLY LOUDLY in a Dulwich cafe about her then baby daughter's 'lovely little poos' (imagine it in Peter's Friends-style voice). God it was vile.

I'm afraid i would have probably forgotten all the crap things he did through the sheer hilarity of Emma Thompsons tits, at least he's easily pleased, it takes the girl next door a little further.

He is a twat though.

Still laughing at Emma Thompsons tits.

Well, I have tackled Mr Idiot and he is understandably a bit sheepish.

Something must've worked, though, since he is trying to get the (rowing) kids to bed while I'm here pissing about on mn...and he's managed to write a holiday packing list as well, which is a first.

So think I might go on holiday with him and the little Idiots after all.