..to think this is Not On in an adult male??

[MrsIdiot]

I took the kids to my friends' house for the weekend, which was lovely but of course not all fun since I had to spend the weekend selflessly tending to their every need, getting woken up at 545 etc etc. I left not-so-DP alone to have a bit of Him Time- also to do some of the stuff around the house that you really can't do with three kids and two dogs underfoot.When I got back last night, he hadn't done shag (we're going on holiday later this week)- the house was a complete mess, he hadn't done any holiday stuff, he hadn't even had to get himself a meal because he's gone round my SILs to get fed.Course if he doesn't do these things, means I have to, this week, and I'm already up to me eyes in it.

The lazy greedy bastard.

ANYway, this morning, I wasn't spying,honest. I'd come in on the wrong computer ID without noticing (pc v patriarchal and my partner's ID is the default- there's no password, it goes on automatically).I was doing a college assignment that I hadn't touched since Friday last, so I went straight in on Google history.

And what do you think came up?

"BBC cricket
Jennifer Aniston
Halle Berry's tits
EMMA THOMPSON'S tits"

so now I'm thinking, not only is he lazy, thinks domestic tasks beyond him, inherently sexist, yik yak yik yak...he's an idiot, and he's been looking at tits. Not just any tits, Emma Thompson's tits! My GRANDDAD would've probably put in a similar search! he's not even looking at proper grown up porn,ffs!!

Am SO annoyed. Thought I was living with a reasonably intelligent decent human being for last ten years but now am just thinking he's a twat.

YABU. It's only a few pictures of tits - and at least he's looking at a "normal" woman and not pictures of 22 year old playboy models and then giving you the cat's bum mouth look of disapproval!

hmm, i didn't even consider the porn, tbh. who cares?

i'm with Xenia, though.

Xenia, when I have a weekend "off" I make sure I go out but I do some proper work as well that is too hard to do when the littluns are about- eg last time I painted DS's room, the time before that I did the outside walls etc (not that it happens that often- bout twice a year, if that.)I think that's fair enough and I would've been quite happy about Emma Thompson's tits had he bothered taking the garden rubble to the tip as promised (instead of telling me it was "too heavy")

I know just how unfunny it is to come home to a slum but leaving this aside for a moment, it is worth wondering what context he was searching for Emma Thompson's tits.

Only sometimes (note the use of "sometimes") these not-even-pornographic Google searches are made for more than just a deposit in a wank bank.

I'm certainly guilty of some fairly hair raising search and find missions when I'm preparing stage props. The DH who happily whiles away his computer time on a football forum regularly checks out silly childish things to share on this silly childish but absolutely harmless site.

I'd certainly be crossest about the state of the house though. In fact I'd be mightily pissed off on a grand, crockery throwing scale.

As for the computer, who amongst us can genuinely occupy every spare acre of the moral high ground so far as the slightly salacious is concerned?

Icannto get over Emma Thompsons tits

Honestly.

I can think of better tits to look at than Emma Thompson's.

PS. I didn't think Emma Thompson HAD any tits.

What a twonk.

But your post did make me laugh so I suppose he is good for something

He thought he'd get away with it so it he did it. Make sure he knows he won't get away with it again and the chances are he will behave like a big boy next time.

Or wait till he is asleep and shave his eyebrows off.

Are you sure it wasn't Emma Watson?... Cos that would make more sense... Just saying...

emma thompson tits
hahaha

Yeah UQD - I was thinking maybe he'd got the wrong Emma (apparently young Hermione had a wardrobe malfunction at the premiere). He probably took one look at thought feck that Harry Potter make up artist must have her work cut out in a morning!

I love the way this thread has now diverted into Specific Emma Breasts Discussion and away from the OP's DH's behaviour.

what about Emma bovarys tits?
or such like

Even Emma Forbes would be more enjoyable.

Nanny Mcphees tits

lovely

EMma bridgwater
with a nice bit of pottery

lovely pair of tits here

or cheeky bunting

ROFL at "feck that Harry Potter make up artist must have her work cut out in a morning!"

Am tempted to google Emma Thompson's tits myself in a minute to see what the fuss is about. And I'm a woman.

tee hee...theyre soooo predictable, bless em

haaaaaaaaaaaa!!

..at the lovely pair of tits.

I'm wondering whether he DID mean Emma Watson's tits.He could've been a bit pissed, after all.

But that's even worse...isn't she 12??

Thank fck for mn. It's not like you'd really want to share this one in the playground, would you?

ps Pikelit- the context in which he was looking for Emma Thompson's tits was "Jennifer Aniston/ashes series/halle berry's tits"- ie in the context of cricket, celebrities and tits. I know you're being kind, but I don't really think there's likely to be a reasonable explanation, do you?

..oh, and if he tells me he's been looking for stage props, I'll kill him (he's a retail surveyor )

would there even be pictures on emma thompson's tits on the internet? she always seems so nice

I think his porn is quite... sweet. Just a gentle googlewank with some lovely looking ladies. Better Emma Thompson than some plastic bimbo with a Hollywood wax and fake boobs. Plus - we all need some time off. You should get him to take the kids off your hands on holiday so you have a full day relaxing. Or looking at the male equivalent porn.... Michael Buerk...Huw Edwards...Kenneth Branagh!!??

Oh God. Remember when I said I'd got loads to do?
-I still have loads to do! Emma Thompson's Tits have hijacked my whole day!