for thinking that Bear Grylls is stretching the word 'survival' by using it in relation to

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a trip in rural Ireland?

I mean, come on, ffs.

Surely the biggest challenge is getting enough footage without walkers in it?

Obviously should have changed my name to "MrsRayMears" there but I can't be arsed.

Who is this Ray Mears bloke?

are ray mears and mr tumble related? i think justin may be his younger brother......

How would Mr Tumble fare in Expat's survival show?

Oh harsh!

Mr. Tumble wouldn't even make it to first base.

Yuk.

Nor Ray Mears.

Just a bit too podgy guys.

I know some gals like a teddy bear to cuddle, my best friend's like that, but it's really not my thing.

teddy bears in safari suits don't do it for me either. i'm going to throw a new name into the ring: bruce parry. now i would shag him quite happily. and i believe he's hung like a donkey!

'scuse me but i think my wine may be kicking in and dp is away on a stag do tonight, ho hum....sorry getting a bit carried away here

Look!

rugged and lovely

show-off

Mr Tumble makes me want to smash the tv to bits

I've no idea who Ray Mears is - or Bruce Parry

Off to google

whereas I really can't see what he's doing here

(much as I rate him)

you just caused me to spit a mouthful of wine onto my keyboard as i snorted with laughter. the bear picture just says it all. i think maybe he has too much testosterone?

Neither of them do anything for me.

LOl I love to watch old bear.. just so I can think " I don't get it".. I mean surely if he can set a fire to cook bit of the very thoughtful sheep who had only just died along the path he was walking.. then he could have popped the heart in his little mug thing and cooked that too.. rather than just having a token raw nibble.

and anyway.. he reminds me of my exH.. flipping fire starting block on his keyring and w*nker trouser and walking boots for a moning out shopping in a very middle class surrey town.. FFS!

LMAO

brucey baby

Why is he eating a zebra? Does he think he's a lion?

now your talking brucey baby actually puts himself through pain.. and he sorts lots of dodgey tribal concoctions(sp) and gets high! LOL

Ooh no, ninja... he looks like prince charles!

Well I'm keeping Ray then since none of you want him.

Oh no! Bruce Perry looks like he'd give you some nasty disease or bum parasite.

Eeeewww.

Imagine the lot of them together. Along with Donal Mcintyre and Gordon Ramsay. It'd be like Lord of the Flies.

PMSL, cornsilk!

They'd have Mr Tumble on a spit on the first night.

surely bear would have to have it raw? poor mr tumble! at least ray cooks his food!

bear would be sat away from the group with his own "special fire".. gnawing at something dead yet not cooked.. gordon would be swearing at ray who was weaving a plate and knives and forks out of treebark.. and brucey boy would be smoking a local but legat leaf that got him totally off his trolley.. whilst he tapped a tribal tattoo into Mcintyres arm!

i so want to be there