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To think that this is totally inappropiate at work. (or anywhere but the privacy of your own home) Contains sexual freakery.

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MolestingMyManequins · 10/06/2009 10:06

Please bear with me, I've just finished a night shift and should be in bed.

I work shifts in a large 24hr supermarket as the clothing manager. We've been having a few issues with a member of my team coming in really earlier and then hanging around the store for hours after her shift finishes. Last night I was supposed to finally have a chat with her and find out what was going on.

I entered the clothing warehouse, all was dark and quiet as usual but I could here shuffling and moaning. Fully expecting to discover two members of staff at it, I crept round to where the noise was coming from and found the above mentioned woman in a rather awkward position with a clothing manequin. She'd obviously been at it for a while as she was flustered and in a state of undress. Not knowing what to say I left the warehouse and asked her to come to my office when she had 'finished' (said sarcastically but she took it seriously and rocked up HALF AN HOUR later)

I told how wrong it was and that if she was caught at it again she would be disciplined.

The problem is, even though the manequins are not used by us anymore, they are still on my stock list and I've been getting in trouble from senior management because of the state of them, they are in the warehouse and were stored in fine condition but now they have broken arms, legs and scuffs all over them, hair has been pulled out and they are in a mess. It seems she has been playing with them for ages. I don't want to embarrass her by telling management what's gone on but It looks bad on me.

What do I do? I haven't handled the situation well and I'm really quite angry at her using my stock as a sex aid.

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MolestingMyManequins · 10/06/2009 11:06

She's also violated health and safety rules by removing her trousers in the warehouse.

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Cadelaide · 10/06/2009 11:08

oH well done SHarlot, in the midst of all this madness only you have made me lol

SerendipitousHarlot · 10/06/2009 11:30
Grin
Fimbo · 10/06/2009 11:34

Look if you are going to try and troll at least be less obvious and a bit more funny

alicecrail · 10/06/2009 11:40

I don't know, fimbo Cheered me up no end!

psychomum5 · 10/06/2009 11:45

has she not watched the doctor who episode with the manequins??

I think she needs to be shown that, will put the willies up her no end!!

alicecrail · 10/06/2009 11:48

See you found it then?

'has she not watched the doctor who episode with the manequins??

I think she needs to be shown that, will put the willies up her no end!! '

They don't have willies, thats the point

psychomum5 · 10/06/2009 11:50

but if she had some put up her, then she would not need manequins now would she

pingviner · 10/06/2009 11:55

After work each day she would dawdle
For she'd fallen in love with a model
It seemed a bit iffy
But she so loved her 'stiffy'
That she couldn't walk home, but just waddle

pinkstarfish · 10/06/2009 11:58

Maybe she dry humps it

iMissEdith · 10/06/2009 11:59

You horrible judgemental old hag MMM.

How dare you disapprove of her relationship? I expect she and her harem of lesbian mannequins are all deeply shocked and in talks with some lefty pinko union for shelf stacking weirdos or something.

You'll get sued for this. You wanna start apologising and reading up on the sex discrimination act.

Whatever next? Will you start bullying the transgender bisexual masochists?

I am outraged.

Rafi · 10/06/2009 12:01

I'm confused about why taking her trousers off violates health & safety...

iMissEdith · 10/06/2009 12:03

Do you demand the staff wears nappies MMM, do you DO YOU?

For how else can one pee without detrousering?

Or do you only employ men or women connected to a she-wee?

maltesers · 10/06/2009 12:08

I've seen a few things in my life... but this one....phew, its all so odd. Kinky or what ???

iMissEdith · 10/06/2009 12:08

I have shamed her into submission.

Or frightened her shitless, I'm not sure which.

maltesers · 10/06/2009 12:10

Violating health and safety in the warehouse....barh ! i wouldnt worry about that.... look how sex starved and kinky she is.... a lesbian humping a manequin !! Now, not everyone gets to see that in their time. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MadameDefarge · 10/06/2009 12:13

mmm, smooth and silky what's not to love?

pingping · 10/06/2009 12:33

LMFAO!!!!! ooooooooooo what is going on today...
Least she is practising safe sex??? Plastic is fantastic

maltesers · 10/06/2009 12:42

She may need SECTIONING !!!

duchesse · 10/06/2009 12:54

Does anyone remember the husband and kitchen implements thread?

Solution: send her home with one, she'll never need to use the store ones again.

MolestingMyManequins · 10/06/2009 13:05

her being a lesbian is not the problem, I love lesbians as much as the next person. She is leaving her residue on my stock and I'm getting the blame.

And ImissEdith of course I don't demand my staff wear nappies, but do you wee in warehouses do you, DO YOU? She can detrouser in the toilets not in my warehouse whilst dry humping my mannequins. She's crossed the line.

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Hassled · 10/06/2009 13:09

Leaving her residue??? Blimey.

Is there one particular mannequin singled out for attention or is she a bit of a mannequin tart?

SouthMum · 10/06/2009 13:11

Leaving her residue??? What is she a slug!!!!??

shootfromthehip · 10/06/2009 13:15

Brilliant!

I actually slapped my own thigh pantomine fashion at this thread!

I love how she took the time to finish off before coming to you ...

MolestingMyManequins · 10/06/2009 13:17

She's worked her way through most of the females now.

I'm going to have to speak to management aren't I? I really don't want them thinking I'm the one doing this.

Why is she doing this? Can't she online date or something.

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