to rather be celibate than sleep with:

[Overmydeadbody]

1. Ugly men

1. Fat men

1. Short men

Good on you, I like them fully trained, dont have the patience to do the whole, to the left, no back, a little to the right, no more tongue, ok a little less spit lark...

am waiting for him

He will find me won't he?

lol Claire, yes of course men can be trained, but it's soooo good when you find one who's already done all the training

solleroo

It is OMDB, the older are better trained too

If only they came their own sexual HIPs report.

Yep Claire, older men are usually very well trained. I like it like that.

Lol slur, it would make life easier wouldn't it!

Ok so when do you draw the line with "Older men" ? Age wise whats the max. you'd go to?

OOh tricky one. It really does depend on the man and his personality and how well he's aged.

I'm not sure a man my father's age could turn me on though.

The oldest man I've dated was only ten years older than me.

What about you Claire?

Erm, well.

I'm 24, I'd say (now, I've learnt my lesson) I couldn't be with a man any older than 40 & thats pushing it!

To me I would say 90% of men I see on a daily basis are ugly and I wouldn't go to bed with them. (OK the older I get this % goes down but I don't want toy boys).

I'm no oil painting either but would rather be celebate than sleep with a small, fat etc man. This is why I'm single

Ok I also don't want...
Pet owners (because of being allergic to animal fur)
Pisceans
Men who give their willies names
Under 21s
Willies with too much foreskin.

Ok, my NO list.

Willies with names, too much foreskin
Small willies
Short/fat/ugly/Violent/Abusive/Controlling/Mummy's Boy/Alcoholics or big drinkers
Men that think they know everything
Under 25's

Well if I didn't have DH, I wouldn't do anyone who isn't Hugh Jackman.

(Watched 'Australia' last night. Had Very Rude Dreams.)

I don't want

Piceans, (hell no).
Thick men who don't even know they are thick.
MCP's who think women are born to serve them (read also mummies boys)
The ones that are crap in bed regardless of the size of their willys.
Ones with small fat fingers.

Gonna have to stop their or I could go on all night.

Nosepickers - and men who blow their noses then look in their hankies
Star wars or Lord of the Rings fans (I have no objection to fantasy/sci fi, just hate those two story cycles)
Combovers
Men who refer to any kind of sex as 'making love'
Y-fronts! Especially nylon ones with pictures of roosters on!

applause for SolidG for such a comprehensive list... I am slightly unnerved by the propensity to name willies. When does this start and how can I dissuade ds?

I dislike men who smell of cheese and onion crisps. This, I admit, is a bit particular of me but there you go.

It all comes down to tents and being young and stupid suffice to say... Men who smell - no go.

Blardy split infinitives are littering MN tonight

Ok now fess up, who has overlooked undesirable tendencies out of pure misguided lust?
I have shagged a man who wore an Orange merchandise fleece jumper. With a Star Trek badge on it. (In my defence he didn't don that till after about the third time I had shagged him... but I still did it again).

lol solid, but at least undesirable clothes can be taken off

I have yet to meet a man who has named his williw, but it would definately be a deal-breaker!

I hate men who don't wipe their arse properly and leave skid marks on pants.

DH is certainly not pretty but I fancy him so much

Oh unwiped arses are a total deal-brekaer. The guy that wants a rimming and presnets you wit a faceful of dingleberries....NOOOOOOO!

(No. This did not ever happen to me.)

Shiney - LOL - I'd forgotten it was you who had the thread about the bloke with the 4" penis.... bloody hell girl, you really have to write that book!! It's a guaranteed top seller!!

Solid - dingleberries PMSL (mind you, dingleberries or no dingleberries that is NOT happening - urhghhghghghghg)

Fat - bloody hell, when did it become such an issue. There are worse things you know and I hope that all of you who are saying that you wouldn't sleep with a fat bloke are slim, attractive - completely perfect yourselves!