to rather be celibate than sleep with:

[Overmydeadbody]

1. Ugly men

1. Fat men

1. Short men

Smellies are out for me too, fat, ugly, short, gorgeous - smell bad and there is no way I'm going there. Be that breath, pits, groin....Euuuugh

I've been with a few nice little short fellas so I'd recommend them to anyone

Luckily, DH is tall, hansome and apart from little love handles a complete stud muffin - who smells lovely I might add!!!

I agree completely with Solid Gold. So many worse things a man can be than fat short and ugly.
Robbie Williams fans would not appeal to me at all for example. Or a man that looked too groomed-gel in hair, aftershave kind of thing

Yes of course. I would rather be celibate than sleep with a man who is violent, sexist, aggresive, stunted, immature, mollycoddled, racist, right wing, a mummy's boy, a bnp member, a nob, an arse, a dickhead, fat, ugly, short or smelly. And let's not forget small willies.

OMDB, I agree 10000000000000% in everything you've just said!!!!

When you kick your legs in the bed when you are lying face to face you should at least be able to kick his toes and not empty space, that's just too small! Still if he is cute, well built and an animal in the sack what odds, buy him a pair of stacked heels?

I think we can all agree that SolidG is both right and wise and absolutely right.

However, being as we are thinking Friday night shallow superficial blowing off steam we should of course concentrate on the important matters of penis size and hair style.

Well, I don't think that a small willy is that bad either.
This is making me feel a bit queasy, like being at a Chippendale show.
Will leave you all to it

He could always wear a mask whilst shagging.

Hair style, not long hair!
Penis size, 7" +
Violent, sexist, aggresive, stunted, immature, mollycoddled, racist, right wing, a mummy's boy, a bnp member, a nob, an arse, a dickhead, fat, ugly, short or smelly - No, No, no, no, no, no, no!
Oh & nice teeth

Before anyone else gets their knickers in a twist, this is not a serious thread and I'm not really that shallow.

I do feel I'm allowed to have these high standards though.

Yuk at the thought of Danny DeVito in my bed though. He really doesn't do it for me.

I once had a thing with a guy with a small willy. I used to give lots of blow jobs 'cos I couldnt quite get to grips with it, so to speak. But by God did he know what to do with it when it came to sex - perfect fit.

And....he gave the best head, my knees actually buckled once. I can get off just thinking of the times we spent. He was shortish, but gorgeous and ripped to fu(k. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.........

"I do feel I'm allowed to have these high standards though."

Ooooohhhh. Tell us why!

Has to have good teeth and a twinkle in his eye doesnt go amiss either

Sallerro I know that man!

Depends what you mean by ugly tbh...oh, everybody's said it all before me, no need to explain. If he smells good, makes me laugh and is good in bed (plus worthy SGB checklist) that he can will do me

Because OutofThinAir, I watched lots of Disney films as a child. I know what I'm entitled to

the one who gives good head or the one with the twinkle in his eye?

Ack get away wiv ya Mrs R! doncha worry, it isn't a general ooh "big is best" thread.

In fact I read it as a "you know what I think ugly men aren't all that" to which the reply was mostly...

"yes they can be."

I think if this was a chippy show it'd be like that one in Full Monty with warts and all no?

The twinkle, would rather that than the one who gives better head - plus twinkle guy can learn ;-)

Slur means she's pissed.

Really??? I'm not sure if this is a skill that can be learned!

He had the twinkle and the skill, what a man

Ah I'm a good teacher

the one who gives good head sollero...

lol at slur