This new skanger I'm rattling

[Shefflin]

took me out shopping yesterday to buy me a birthday present in Brown Thomas' in Dublin. Anyhow her daughter was playing up something rotten, so I took her to the customer service desk, sat her up on it and demanded from the woman at the desk that I be allowed to return the offending item.
"There were no instructions, and she's not doing what she's supposed to. I want a refund, or else can you get me one that is not broken?", I quipped. The tart behind the desk said she'd check the paperwork, and popped into the back room. By the time she returned, the offending article was promising vigourously to behave in future. Bottom line is, the kids gone mute since and I got the shoulder in bed last night. Thoughts?

YABU

Are you compiling a dictionary of new words for ladies and sex, and just trialling it here?

Have tou told your DP's DD off and she now refuses to talk?

Your DP is now mad at you because you told their DD off?

What's the average IQ on here?

Skanger is not a nice word
I think you should be royally flamed
But I suspect you'd enjoy it
So I won't

[sigh]

To Gorionine - yes and yes. It worked didn't it and I don't want to bin her over Easter having bought all the eggs already.

TROLL!!!

"What's the average IQ on here? "

Why do you ask?

What's with the flame thing? A yellow card type thingy?

Brown Thomas has obv gone down hill since I was over last.

you again.

oh and -

By Shefflin on Wed 08-Apr-09 15:42:58
What's the average IQ on here?

Well, thanks to you logging in, it's now half what it was.

You know I am seriously surprised I have actually understood correctly. It must be because English is not my first language.

Now I am a bit more at loss with your last post. What worked? the fact that telling her off shut her up? Or did the Dd use to be in working order?

You can still eat the egg yourself or are they the kind of eggs that cannot be eaten?

I had to check the Urban Dictionary

[scrubs hard drive with bleach]

Tsk

You understood it? Can you translate for me? double check? Cos I put it through babelfish and it came back

"I am an ugly bastard with a one-inch crusty penis and I've never satisfied a woman."

Shefflin I think your dilemma over the eggs will probably sort itself out after the 'new skanger' bins you. you might as well just eat the eggs.

What a w*nker.....how bored must you be?!

1/10

Heck Hec, you're one bad balloon you, luv.

Having looked through Shefflin's old posts, he does seem to be writing a new dictionary, as Habbibu suggested. "conkers", "rattling" and so on.

lol hecate

Hey, I'm one bad rapidly deflating balloon, I'll have you know!

By the time I worked it out I thought it was quite a funny thing to do actually - especially as it worked! - but I think your overall attitude on MN is very dodgy.

Not a good place to talk about women in such a dismissive way.

actually, to be pedantic 'rattling' is about going cold turkey (I believe)

I thought this was a faintly ridiculous attempt at an obvious troll but have just searched his other posts. Funny how they are all during school holidays.
Sigh.