This new skanger I'm rattling

[Shefflin]

took me out shopping yesterday to buy me a birthday present in Brown Thomas' in Dublin. Anyhow her daughter was playing up something rotten, so I took her to the customer service desk, sat her up on it and demanded from the woman at the desk that I be allowed to return the offending item.
"There were no instructions, and she's not doing what she's supposed to. I want a refund, or else can you get me one that is not broken?", I quipped. The tart behind the desk said she'd check the paperwork, and popped into the back room. By the time she returned, the offending article was promising vigourously to behave in future. Bottom line is, the kids gone mute since and I got the shoulder in bed last night. Thoughts?

Tess, you ever read "The Well Beloved"?

Exactly Because.

Spot on there Hec - only I translated it as half-inch

Do us a favour eh Jack? Fug off back to Dikipedia?

skanger = female/girlfriend/dp
rattling = having sexual relations with
ofending item = dp's dd
tart = sales assistant
Sheffin = nobend with low IQ

i translated that without even looking at the urban dic. [proud emoction]

In fact, I wonder why you want to be on here? Presumably because your posts provoke such a response. Ergo you are a troll.

Ahh bless are you doing your gcse homework and want to ask a question about it..?

So sue me.

lmao vt, you are spot on

why would a skanger be in BT's?
why would a skanger be on the southside?
if you yourself are "rattlin" a skanger who already has a kid, they should have refused you entrance to BT's also as you must be a skanger yourself.

VT - look up Vinegar Strokes.

Shefflin - i would, if only i could be arsed

Shefflin, YABU

Arf.

"skanger = female/girlfriend/dp"

nope a skanger is an irish word for a scumbag.
smokes john player blue,drinks dutch gold, has a name normally ending in "O" like ANTO or Decko.they wear celtic jerseys and have tattoos of swallows on their hands.

Henry, do you live in da flats?

Shefflin - I bet your really ugly looking.

your?

you're

they can be female of course as in shefflins case (f your named after a GAA player mate you are definitely a skanger or a culchie)
the female version are normally called Tina or Jacinta, and are forever moaning about their "fellas" or "Dem Doort Burds in da goverdenment"

He's a troll. 14 at best. On his Easter hols and bored. I would guess the "skanger" is all in his imagination too.

Just ignore him.

arf? arf?

that's a very mumsnetty thing to say. [suspicious]

Arf. has made me suspicious too

I too noticed the arf

Hmmm

It is quite boring around here today.. but surely no real MNer would adopt this personal for 'fun'?

Arf though... hmm...