to be considering April Fooling DH by telling him I'm pregnant?

[VeryAnnieMary]

I wouldn't let it go on very long, honest! Maybe one minute.

Am a mean person.

(we are ttc#1 btw, not much success to date, DH very supportive of idea)

I got an absolute pasting once for posting summat stoopid.

I had to namechange, I was so embarassed

and actually some practical jokes are farking hilarious....specially when played on stuffy individuals

< doesn't dare to look at trill's link, knowing she is probably on it >

sokaay AF your clear...its safe

If you're on it it's because you posted saying 'look at the stupid thing I did'.

I'm all and because I got an email from MNHQ today saying 'yes, that thread definitely belongs in Classics'.

Why can't you just buy some fake dog poo like the rest of us?

< phew >

Thanks Trillian and others - esp for the link - am muchos cheered that am not the only doofus in these parts.

(ps What phoney dog poo?)

Hehehe, I have just thought of a horrible one to play on DP...it's his private view in London on Thursday night, so he's going down tomorrow. I think I'll tell him I answered his phone while he was asleep and it was his friend whose been setting up ringing to say all the paintings have been stolen...I think I could pull off a theatrical sob while shaking him awake, what do you think?

I thnk YABvU actually. You are TTC and you are going to get his hopes up and then dash them. Why?

BOFB - I don't think that is funny either.

People die of shock, you know.

He sees me first thing in the morning Nab- if that hasn't finished him off, nothing will

(sorry)

I was crucified once for something I posted on mn. It was a moment of madness and I posted an idly wondering sort of thought that surfaced in my brain. 800 posts later people were still lining up to throw buckets of poo at me.

Oh pleeeease tell us what it was!

< fetches fresh bucket of poo >

How will he trust what you say next time is true or not? is more attention seeking than funny perhaps? - I wouldnt do it, but you're the only one who knows him i guess

same thing happened to me margot, I still cringe at the thought

it was monumentally crass of me though

< intrigued >

You'll all hate me all over again. If I told you, you might say, oh yes I remember you, you evil woman you are not a nice person at ALL!!

If somebody puts up an email address though I'd tell them, but I wouldn't want to put it out there for all to see.

it was a biggie. plenty of people would remember it.

Please dish your dirty secrets Margot and AnyFucker, I could do with cheering up (and I've not got any buckets of poo...)

margot, I will tell if you do

oh come on! My email is bitoffun 1 at yahoo dot co dot uk....tell me and then I'll tell the others

i emailed you bit of fun. do you have cat anyfucker?! I'll happily tell you, or bitoffun can forward my mail to you if she has cat?

Pmsl @ 4inch penis nonchalance...