Namechange.
So we're in a national trust shop yesterday, and I see a necklace I like for £3.50. I know DH hasn't got me any thing for mothers Day from DD yet, as I have already asked him. So I send DD over to DH with necklace, suggesting she asks him to get it for Mothers day - lightheartedly, I mean it's only £3.50, and better to have some thing I like than a scented candle or whatever, no?
DH strides over, asks me huffily at top of his voice (in a tiny shop) "So you want this, do you"
Me, going red - "er, well, I just thought.."
Him - very loud, people are turning to stare - "How much is it"
Me, felling about six years old "It's £3.50" (this was apparent from the very obvious price tag).
Him, at top of his voice, very grumpy - "Oh, so you want this, do you? Is that as well as a mothers day present, or instead of one?"
Me, whispering,wishing ground would open up "look, forget it!"
Him, playing to the crowd, with big sighs, "Oh, no, I'll buy it for you if you want it, how much did you say it was? and this is for tomorrow, right?"
Then stomps off to pay, asking the woman on the till twice more how much it costs.
I leave the shop nearly in tears of mortification, and he keeps asking me "what's wrong"!
Well, I got my necklace...but I don't really want it now.