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Original poster

To be overjoyed that a complete stranger said he'd like to give me bumsex?

34 replies

nkf · 16/02/2009 20:12

Because it really made my day.

OP posts:
MrsMattie · 16/02/2009 20:14

Ah, how romantic. You should have said 'Actually, I like you so much, I'd like to give you bumsex' and picked a large branch off the nearest tree.

wotulookinat · 16/02/2009 20:14

You must have a nice looking bum.

Dammit · 16/02/2009 20:18

Oooh, how lovely.

Just the other week a tramp in skip invited me to blow him, but I've never been offered a full buggering.

GILF · 16/02/2009 20:18

he should have offered to take you up the oxo tower - romance is dead

noddyholder · 16/02/2009 20:19

You must be really gorgeous because they would never ask a minger

expatinscotland · 16/02/2009 20:20

Wow, that's right up there with being called a MILF.

Dropdeadfred · 16/02/2009 20:21

wow..you must be a real looker!

StayFrosty · 16/02/2009 20:22

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mollyroger · 16/02/2009 20:23

I got felt up in the queue at Greggs earlier. I am walking on air......!

mollyroger · 16/02/2009 20:24

He squeezed my buns......

Dammit · 16/02/2009 20:25

molly I sincerely hope it wasn't my tramp - I shall be most distressed if Filthy Fred is being unfaithful

pollywobbledoodle · 16/02/2009 20:26

that would have made me hot and cross mollyroger...

BitOfFun · 16/02/2009 20:26

The baps in Greggs are great, it's true...OP, you must be so proud

mollyroger · 16/02/2009 20:28

I didn't catch his name, Dammit! I was too busy getting better acquainted with his iced finger

BitOfFun · 16/02/2009 20:29

I was thrilled to be asked to get my tips out for the lads when I was last in the bookies though, so I've still got it going on...

Original poster
nkf · 16/02/2009 20:37

Well, I know I'm still a contender because yesterday, I had my asphalt by the road diggers.

OP posts:
Dammit · 16/02/2009 20:43

Boom-tish!

Original poster
nkf · 16/02/2009 20:44

It's end of the pier time.

OP posts:
mollyroger · 16/02/2009 20:45

Darlin', save the last dance for me....

SalmonintheLiffey · 16/02/2009 20:48

That's nothing! A tramp asked if he could poo in my hair.

i giggled and blushed and pretended to be mortified.

ChocFudgeCake · 16/02/2009 22:17

Disgusting, I would think.

BitchSlap · 16/02/2009 22:29

feel a bit better now mingers?

LightShinesInTheDarkness · 16/02/2009 22:31

What is is with MNers and bumlove?!!

Bet this won't be on Phil and Fern's sofa!

steviesgirl · 16/02/2009 22:45

I'm so jealous. Wish my hubby would give me anal. He's not into it though.

RiaParkinson · 16/02/2009 22:49

are you a complete moose?