To be overjoyed that a complete stranger said he'd like to give me bumsex?

[nkf]

Because it really made my day.

Aw

dammit, I am cryimg with laughter at your comment. thank you so much. [tears rolling down face emoticon]

oooooohhhhhhhh Bumsex!!! I can see why you smiled. Would have made my day too!

THose of you feeling left out could always sign up to work on a sex chatline - you will get no end of strange men offering you bumlove. Oh, and wanting to sniff your sweaty knickers, as well.

wish someone would offer me, would help push me piles back up, very of you!

YANBU but you should be a bit worried they didn't suggest Alan and Orla apparently.

ew, ew and poo in your hair?
ew!