To get dressed and go home when my BF decides to phone his ex during sex?

[LilBit]

Yes he actually picked up the phone and called his ex whilst he was on top of me!

I shoved him off got dressed and left.

Oh come ON! If you are a regular then you would know what type of replies you were going to get posting in IABU, if you were looking for serious commentary on a bloke who answers the phone during sex you would have posted in relationships.

oh make sure you update your CV with all your skills lady in public and a whore in bed,an assett to any employer

get a workplace Ax that your big boobies dont arent a distraction to your fellow employees

and that your big ole head can fit through easily through all door's

Maybe I should have posted in Relationships but I didn't and can't change that now.

I did expect some remarks directed at the 'now ex' but it seriously didn't cross my mind that it could be that I was boring in bed.

I am a regular, an oldie actually.

I can see I am not going to win with this one!

a funny wee jape,but a wind up,Non?

Ok its a wind up

ach well it was harmless.but do update your CV esp lady in public and a whore in bed,killer line

It could have been worse, he could have phoned for a pizza

'I am very much the lady in public and a whore in bed' I love sex and I am a very passionate person, I know how drive a man wild with excitement'.

?God no! You are awesome; I have never been with a woman who is so passionate!?

[chortles] What a big ego you have!

Perhaps your bloke is a just a kinky fucker. Maybe he gets off on shagging you and talking to his ex at he same time?

ROFLMAO this is one to remember just like the one where the man had a fetish for kitchen utensils...anyone remember that one? I thought i was going to go into early labour i laughed so much

lol, I was feeling sorry for you until "I am very much the lady in public and a whore in bed,"
lol - like something out of little britain!
Who are you then? Go on...

I'm sorry but if you are for real you need to dump this man asap as he has SERIOUS psychological problems. If it is for real, he would be uncannily like my ex brother out law who calls his 5 and 7 yr olds at 2am. My sister it's probably when he's feeling guilty after picking up and shagging someone (honestly, that is what he does/ did when he was with her). He is a loon, and yours is too.

I'm off to read Pirate Noises During Sex

pirate sex noise thread

not sure if a message search of kitchen utensils would bring it up ...

btw, when just searching for the otehr thread, I realised that I couldn't find the section of mn classic threads...am I just gone blind or wwas the section archived????

Kitchen thread for those who want it kitchen lovin

My Favourite one you mean