to set up a masked vigilante group dedicated to destroying dog owners who don't pick up after thier pets

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Just spent 30 minutes out side in the freezing darkness scraping dog shit of the buggy wheels AGAIN.

Third time this week.

I have now graduated from planning to make little pirate flags to stick in rogue poos (it amused me anyway) to undergoing rigorous ninja training so that I can seek out the recalcitrant owners in the dark before the dawn and administer some broken limbs and harsh name calling.

Thoughts?

Set up a group called C.R.A.P... Campaign for Residents Against Poo

"Count me in but only if I get to wear some kind of super-hero costume."

I suggested earlier that offending dog-owners should be forced to eat the offending dog at knifepoint. For that kind of enterprise, I reckon you could do worse than adopt the mask, hat & cape combo off V for Vendetta, but supplement it with a small gas-powered barbecue in backpack form.

That way you use your ninja skills to leap out, inform the owner of their crime, and fire up the barbie for rare grilled labrador in just a few seconds.

Hassled mate - arf @ girth. Yes because we could get all mulder and scully / gillian mckeith about this right?

Yes lets.

I for one, suggest we strive forward in an expensive database of dog and anuses and relative girths of shite. And further I delegate such production of database to erm Hassled since this is her area of expertise.
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What is it with that Gillian McKeith? she not only wants to look at other peoples poo....but she bloody well smells it!!!!!
unbelieveable!
I can smell my hubby on the loo from the kitchen......the kids run outside choking!

"Dr" (ho ho ho) Gillian makes her money sneering at poor people who don't cook very well. But actually doesn't cook herself, much - has a chef who prepares her family's meals.

you could just rub their noses in it

Ugh - I've been caught out without a poo bag, so used DS' nappy!

i'm in.

our town is full of blardy cctv. wish they would use it to nab a few of these offenders. that really would be a public service.

Ignorant bastards - I pick up my dogs poo too, YUK!

I've used a tissue before now ILMD, was dreading it splitting....aaarghhhh!!!

I'll join the group - we have to dodge so much dog shit on the way to school - it's getting ridiculous. Particularly irksome at the moment is the person who lets their dog crap outside peoples gates and the obviously insane one who actually picks up their dog poo, bags it and then leaves the little bags full of shit on the pavement - they stay there for weeks because they don't degrade like the poo left to the elements.

It makes me so very angry but I don't think there is anything to be done. I would love to catch the "bag dropper", follow them home and then collect all their little offerings and leave them on their doorstep.

I would post them through their letterbox - now THAT would teach them a lesson