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Original poster

...to find this man incredibly sexy?

81 replies

BEAUTlFUL · 05/12/2008 19:30

Physicist Lenny Smith

PHWOARGH! I don't know why, but I want to leap on this crazy-haired boffin and give him the boffin' of his life!

AIBU?

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HarleyQuinn · 05/12/2008 21:29

Lmao Beautiful!

My odd crushes have included:

Alfred Molina, Danny Huston and Mick Thompson (from the band Slipknot)

solidgoldbrass · 05/12/2008 21:33

Beautiful: Er, I wouldn't go that far. I could just sort of see why some people would.
Mind you that Marcus bloke someone else flagged up is quite yum. I do like clever men.
HQ: One of Slipknot? Which one? I don't think I have ever seen a pic of any of them without the lairy masks on, have you got a clown fetish?

Mind you I am the woman who was madly in lust with Frankie Poullain (the short-arsed moustached one in The Darkness)...

HolyGuacamole · 05/12/2008 21:35

That Mick Thompson......well, I looked him up purely out of research for the thread and I think it is Lenny Smith with a mask on and his hair dyed?

HarleyQuinn · 05/12/2008 21:36

SGB -Mick is number 7 in the band, I have seen pics with him without the mask on, pretty rare to find them.

HarleyQuinn · 05/12/2008 21:38

HolyG I really like his body type, well built and tall

HolyGuacamole · 05/12/2008 21:55

OK, bugger it, None of you know me! Yeah, I like clever men and most of all geeks..... used to LOVE Chris Packham inclusive of bleached cockatiel hairdo which he still appears to be sporting.

All my friends had Bros and AHA posters, I had The Packmaster, hahaha!!!

Worse, I told hubby I loved Hero Nakamura out of Heroes and he looked at me in disgust like he wanted an immediate divorce, he couldn't believe I could fancy someone so crap....hmmph!! I was so offended!

Slickbird · 05/12/2008 22:03

Has it been a while since you er...you know..had some? I mean, it must be.

ManIFeelLikeAWoman · 05/12/2008 23:25

Who is this freakoid?

harpomarx · 05/12/2008 23:29

thank you Beautiful, I am weeping with laughter at this thread.

That doesn't happen often. I am a dry old stick.

sticksantaupyourchimney · 05/12/2008 23:41

How could anyone resist them eh?

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BEAUTlFUL · 05/12/2008 23:44

SlickBird, it has been a while. Aaahhh... you might be onto something there. I'll have a lovely big shag tomorrow night and then come back to this thread a retch.

HG, I love Chris Packham too! that sexy lisp. Maybe we could use the Windows Narrator program to recreate his voice since SGB isn't interested and spell stuff wrong to get the lisping in.

Like: "Helloth HoleethGuacamoleeth. I thee you hath a furryth beaverth inth yourth panth. May I havf a sthroke?"

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BEAUTlFUL · 05/12/2008 23:51

Woah, mick thompson is HAWT!

Is this him? He's lovely. Sorry, Lenny Smith, you're in for a period of heavy precipitation as your tears rain down -- I'm leaving you for Mick T!

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BEAUTlFUL · 05/12/2008 23:59

Oh, but I dunno. Lenny is so Jesus-like and wise. I'd go in there, full of guilt, to tell him I was leaving him for Mick Thompson, and Lenny "Jesus" Smith would just look up from his... oh, what do physicists play with? DNA replicas? Newton's cradles?... Anyway, I'd go in there and tell him and he'd just nod thoughtfully.

He'd flip back his Rapunzel-length mane and gently explain to me that my infatuation with Mick was merely a manifestation of my genetic-code being subconsciously drawn to men with opposite immunities. "Lust this is only," he'd say. "Pass it soon will. Worry I will not. Shot will I have him."

Then he'd bend me over his desk and shag me with his Galileo Thermometre.

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poshwellies · 06/12/2008 00:00

SICK,the lot of yous,I tell thee

[ya freaks]

HolyGuacamole · 06/12/2008 00:14

OMFG!!! The Gallileo Thermometer, PMSL....sick, sick, sick thread.......but effing hilarious!!!!

HarleyQuinn · 06/12/2008 11:57

Beautiful - Thats him!

Sticks - That isnt Slipknot, Thats Cradle of Filth

Crimboprocta · 06/12/2008 12:08

Hiro Nakamura is beautiful! Extremely clever in real life too.

If we're talking about tasty geeks - what about Brian Cox? en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brian_Cox_(physicist)

mankymummy · 06/12/2008 12:10

He looks like Catweasle with his hair brushed.

HolyGuacamole · 06/12/2008 13:23

Wow, so he is, I just read Hiro Nakamyra has a genius IQ of 180!! Whew!! What a wee stunner he is!! Don't you just wanna ruffle his hair

Brian Cox - physicist, oh yes, very nice indeedy!

JackieNoCribForABed · 06/12/2008 13:34

Brian Cox - yum. (though I keep getting him mixed up in my mind with the actor Brian Cox
I've always had a bit of a thing for Dick Strawbridge, ever since his 'Scrapheap challenge' days . And I don't even like facial hair, fgs.

bratnav · 06/12/2008 13:36

I kinda see where the OP is going...

Had never heard of Mick Thompson or Brian Cox before, but I now have 2 new innapropriate crushes (too nasty and too geeky) that I will have to hide from my friends

HarleyQuinn · 06/12/2008 13:45

bratnav

shootRudolphinthehip · 06/12/2008 13:51

Oh and I thought my Gerard Depardieu 'thing' was bad!! This is all SOOOooo wrong, so very wrong. And what's worse is that I get it. I actually get it.

tiredsville · 06/12/2008 14:42

YAB completely U.
Does anyone remeber the book, 'The Joy Of Sex?' I'm getting flash backs of the hippie couple.

tiredsville · 06/12/2008 14:50

P.S I found this book in my mums bedroom when I was a nipper. I was horrified, yet facinated, Kept having to turn the book upside down.
Mum still doesn't know up until this day.