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...to find this man incredibly sexy?

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BEAUTlFUL · 05/12/2008 19:30

Physicist Lenny Smith

PHWOARGH! I don't know why, but I want to leap on this crazy-haired boffin and give him the boffin' of his life!

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lottiejenkins · 05/12/2008 20:01

sorry for the double post

Lotster · 05/12/2008 20:02

he looks like he'd want to do some very "earthy" things.

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BEAUTlFUL · 05/12/2008 20:09

Sorry, girls, back in a minute, just trying a few more.

Verde, the dogging was inspired but sadly it seems that LS doesn't hang around lustily in the back of his VW campervan anywhere near me. Right, things to do:

+Lenny +Smith +Accidentally +Flies +Wide +Open
+Lenny +Smith ++Completely +Naked +Rain +to +Explain +Climate +Worries
+Lenny +Smith +Eating +Banana
+Lenny +Smith +Naked +Manager +Naughty +Nativity

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daftpunk · 05/12/2008 20:10

are you having a laugh? he's repulsive.

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BEAUTlFUL · 05/12/2008 20:10

oops, that misspelling "naked Manager" brought up some nasty things.

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TheNewsMongersGeansaiNollag · 05/12/2008 20:11

I can't talk, I used to like Captain Bertorelli from Hallo Hallo, watching the re-runs. And I have a thing for Diarmuid Gavin as well.

If the latter could come and do my garden wearing a captain bertorelli outfit, I wouldn't complain.

Anyone gonna fight me for those two??

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BEAUTlFUL · 05/12/2008 20:12

This Gerald Butler is too good-looking. Does anyone fancy someone bizarre? Like me and my Lenny?

Who is your "face only a demented stalker could love" secret crush?

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BEAUTlFUL · 05/12/2008 20:13

+Captain +Bertorelli +"Allo Allo"...

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lalalonglegs · 05/12/2008 20:14

BEAUTIFUL - Where does he stand on "Fascinating Womanhood"?

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BEAUTlFUL · 05/12/2008 20:16

for Newsmonger... everyone else avert your eyes Sorry, but

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BEAUTlFUL · 05/12/2008 20:18

LaLalongLegs, oooh, low.

Do you know, I think he'd like it. I could lovingly pick bits of egg sandwich out of his beard for hours while listening to him explain how he spent all my housekeeping budget on Frizz-Ease.

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lalalonglegs · 05/12/2008 20:26

BEAUTIFUL - I so want to believe you're joking...

TheNewsMongersGeansaiNollag · 05/12/2008 20:37

oooh grazie Bella, eee eeees lublee.

TheNewsMongersGeansaiNollag · 05/12/2008 20:39

when he turned up as Terry on Eastenders I DID avert my eyes. I have to remember him as captain bertorelli

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finknottle · 05/12/2008 21:00

Oh dear Lord.
Has he found Mordor yet?

solidgoldbrass · 05/12/2008 21:02

Oh I would. I love the aging-rocker/biker look (being No Longer Young myself).

Mind you, at the risk of sounding a bit odd, I could sort of see the possiblity of finding Stephen Hawking attractive when I met him. SOme people have a kind of extra charisma about them.

HolyGuacamole · 05/12/2008 21:06

Lenny Smith naked eating magnum, hahaha!

Jeez what a laugh I am having tonight!!!

deckthegirlandboywithholly · 05/12/2008 21:07
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BEAUTlFUL · 05/12/2008 21:13

sallyholyberry -- thank you so much! Those links give his work address. Now I can lock him up, strip him off and forcefeed him Magnums write to him and tell him how much I enjoy his work.

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mablemurple · 05/12/2008 21:14

No no no. Can't believe no-one has mentioned Dr Marcus de Sautoy yet.

mablemurple · 05/12/2008 21:15

that should be du

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BEAUTlFUL · 05/12/2008 21:22

Solidgoldbrass: at Stephen Hawking lust.

But, if you really insist on fancying him -- you know his electronic voice? There is a program that comes free with Windows called "Narrator". It will read words aloud for you. It sounds like him.

You could write a document of sheer FILTH and then use Narrator to read it back to you, like it was SH talking dirty.
"I love you SolidGoldBrass. I like your bobies. I want to cover you in whipped cream. Oops here comes my nurse." etc

Do it!

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BEAUTlFUL · 05/12/2008 21:27

I meant to write "boobies".

God, it must be so hard for SH to program in words if he's driven wild with lust. does he program his sex sounds in advance, do you think? "Oooh." "Aaah." "Oh yes, that's it." "No, not yet!" "Stop that or I'll... " "Sorry."

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